Today Is 24601. Happy Pride Month.

Ok but imagine being half someone’s soul, as the poets say.

There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

ao3 is down

and my crops are burning, my face is peeling, and my grades have dropped

Critically endangered Malayan Tiger.

me after brushing my teeth and washing my face: I hope nonbinary jesus jonathan van ness is proud of me now

 New Years Resolution? No, you misheard me. I said New Years Revolution.

" We're looking for a white male, approximately mid to late 30s, between 5"6 to 6"2 "

" wheels up in 30 "

i edited this while taking a shit 🥰