“ I Love You “ And Yet You Haven’t Tracked Down My Ip Address And Came To My House To Kidnap Me

soccer aactually went well!! Our coach said that I got way better at passing the ball than when we actually had a season so that's good!

Send help I don't wanna go to soccer /j

Remember, I am a therapy dog, so if you are feeling sad, always here for pets!

alrighty!

I only ask bc the second one we have to order online which means waiting for it while the other we can get immediately and use immediately. But the pro of the second one is that theyre really sharp. (Or so I’ve heard)

Idk y’all

Don't make me regret pressing yes grgrgrgrgrgrgrrr

I SHOWED MY BROTHER THIS (TRUMPET PLAYER) AND HE PROUDLY SAID "PENUS-"

I have a love hate relationship with them, but I could never actually hate them :3

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR HEADMATES!!!!

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

I want to become perfect for you. I want to become your most prized possession. I want to be the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.

I just threw the most DIABOLICAL things at Theseus (told him to kys, called him a wh0re, flipped off my screen(aimed at Theseus tho), etc :3) bc a comment on tiktok asked me what I think about Theseus (my tt is an Epic! Poseidon rp acc)

Uhm Poseidon, father, don't kill me😊

(For context, Theseus is Poseidon's son. THAT MOTHERFUCKERS KIDNAPPED HELEN BECAUSE HE "WANTED A DIVINE WIFE". SHE WAS LIKE 10 I THINK. Something was up with those ancient Greek myth writers cuz WHAT. (He also like outsmarted and k!lled a whole bunch of people))