Flufffy Bastard I Painted The Other Day

Pizza bites, maybe crest original toothpaste

What do you consider the pillars of your diet? Like not what you consider the most delicious, or even necessarily your “favorite” food, but the food that if you look within your heart and are honest with yourself actually eat more often than anything else? I think mine is toast, broccoli, and eggs

WHISKEY HURRICANE AND AMBITION???

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Guys what the hell do you do when you try to press "this post isn't for me" but you accidentally flag it as inappropriate instead help

Rubi........

"Get me another White Gilgamesh, bartender. It's going to be a looong shift."

Another sillly spesssman, this guy works as a reporter, I'd love to play a round of Detective as him though

Changed my name to Axel and now my dad keeps calling me a kryptonian

It is 4am, and I'm ss14 posting... anyways here's my moff oc, their name is Ivory.

It's a me

Drew @panda200058 's character for him! Check em out!

Spiders georg

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love you silent salt

you're telling me this thing is gonna be the one to cook white lily in episode 11 (presumably)

also bonus wlily. let women have hobbies. give her a glock

Water is holding me at gunpoint help

Skatemos? Skatemos