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“Out of everything I’ve experienced, pain of abandonment hurts the worst. Knowing that a person I loved, protected, needed and embraced never saw anything of value in me breaks me like nothing else does.”

— you didn’t even see a human being when you were looking at me.

I love it when the two bands I like release new songs at the same time, best of both worlds I guess

Legit question for men: do you guys like women with flat chest but is fat? Like, I don’t think I’ll ever really find love because of that because the first thing that really attracts people is looks and my body is really unproportional…and I’ve never been anyone’s first choice.

(Sorry for all the tags, I just really need advice for this, I’m having a midlife crisis)

my body is the worst most uncomfortable place ive ever lived in

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

So….when do I get this?

my man my man my man

But the energy drinks call for me…

It’s 12am and I have a lot of assignments due do you think I should go buy energy drinks? But it’s dark out :’)

Chew gum and drink cold water! Don't go out in the dark

If you multiply a negative with a negative, you get a positive so in theory you don’t have rabies anymore :DDDD

ROCK PAPER SISSORS

(I win i have rabies :)))

Yay, i have double rabies now! :D

I have very unique taste buds and an empty stomach, nothing with stop me 😋🤤

Cockroach party in my mouth with the shadows :D

@ask-shadow-medic-soli found another one

Los vaqueros and ghost sprinkled with a seasoning of the shadows 🤭😁😋😋

Cockroach party in my mouth with the shadows :D

@ask-shadow-medic-soli found another one

But they taste so good and they’re healthier to eat than the chips :(((

Cockroach party in my mouth with the shadows :D

@ask-shadow-medic-soli found another one

I don’t do drugs I’m a saint. And also I wanna be conscious when they’re in my mouth.

Cockroach party in my mouth with the shadows :D

@ask-shadow-medic-soli found another one

Hi Nikolai :). I was wondering if you had some words of affirmation for me? I just got some insecurities about my body brought up by my ex about how I’m unproportional with my weight…

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Only a miserable, unworthy and pathetic person will use the way someone's body is to try and make another person doubt their worth. Do not listen to this disgusting ex of yours, they are an ex-partner for good reason. You should only worry about taking care of your body to keep it as healthy as you can, which is not easy already. None of the fools that cannot see your true beauty in the way you are right now matter, they should, as we say in Russia, пойти нахуй.

Come find me in my hangar and I shall prove to you that a real man knows how to appreciate the beauty of a human being, not a plastic doll with unrealistic proportions.

Also give me the name of your ex and their address. I think some of my comrades are eager to pay a friendly visit.

At least you get to enjoy it in 4K!

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It is very awkward to run into you here.

Hello.

😐

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Don’t tell on me.

-Vent Shadow

You wanna join him? Yknow what, I’ll even set it up so it’s live AND in person.

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It is very awkward to run into you here.

Hello.

😐

…

Don’t tell on me.

-Vent Shadow

He did bite. I saw him. It hurt. @ask-roachsanderson can you help catch him pls, we could show the shadow videos of ghost and soap making out, I think that would help.

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It is very awkward to run into you here.

Hello.

😐

…

Don’t tell on me.

-Vent Shadow

How did this manage to make my day? No clue.

When Nikolai calls me comrade (or any other pet name):

What a happy little котёнок. Who knew a simple word can bring so much happiness? You are adorable, comrade, stay joyful like that.

If only all men were like my baby boy here :’)

Had a bad day - are all women pretty? Yes or yes?

INFINITE, yes. you will never catch john mactavish thinking a bird isn't pretty.

Me and who?

Jason Code I

aka when what he says isn’t what he means

“You’re alright?” = he’s not asking if you’re okay he’s asking whats wrong

“You wanna come?” = please go with me

“I’m fine” = i’m irritated

“I’m okay” = ptsd triggered

“You’re good” = i’m here

“Whatever” = yeah, that’s completely fine

OMG I also feel like he buys toys and donates them to the kids:

1. He never got the opportunity to get toys as a kid, and that definitely DESTROYED a big part of his childhood especially looking at other kids having toys and living a good life

2. He regrets how he and Tommy were never able to spend more time together, and I feel like the buying toys for charity for the kids kinda fills the hole of doing something that Tommy would have wanted to do also…

There’s definitely more reasons but…

simon riley allows himself one drink a year, a stiff whiskey on christmas eve. he spends it alone each year, thinking about tommy and his nephews. he buys toys for a local kids charity because he wants to do some good in his storm of bad.

I’d put him in a little jar too 😌😌😌

Look at him go

And the fact that soap was exactly like this, building a relationship with ghost but it’s all gone now that he’s dead :(((

BUT LETS PRETEND AND IMAGINE HES ALIVE

YEAH!! :D

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

everyone needs to leave me alone and be deeply in love with me at the same time. you get it

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

Hello good people of the internet I’m here to offer some shitty, shitty arts

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