when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song
Let's just say that my "Varian has scars from his experiments" headcanon doesn't come out of nowhere
Sackgesicht
(n.) Someone who is mean and looks like a testicle.
POV: me doing an hour of self care after doing 23 hours of self destruction 🎀
Big fan of Varian just spiralling out in fics
these two freaks are gonna meet each other I'm not ready
not to bring up season 1 things but i don’t care that jinx kidnapped caitlyn and when i think about bad things she’s done this one doesn’t even cross my mind
no i’m just going insane im so in love with this boy omg
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Love makes crazy things to one
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i’m eating these chocolates i took home from work the other day and the quotes on the wrappers r so funny because they’re all some variation of hahahaha you’re eating this while hiding from your children aren’t you. believe in urself queen. why is dove chocolate trying to convince me i’m a suburban mom