Aliens Were Really, Hostile, And Invading Earth, But Nothing Related To That Was Trending On Tumblr Because

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

Ever written your name in wet cement?

Never my name, no.

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

Ain't this some shit.

Copaganda is malware.

Hello again, Mr. Presly, and welcome back to The Twilight Zone.

Is it morally correct to give the orange man an Elvis special (a bullet)?

Woah mama it's always correct to attack facism

Yeah his head just did that.

What's your opinion on JFK?

Rest in piece, shame his head did that

calling my horse "white boy" so when i make him gallop i say "Go, white boy, go!"

>Wake up. >Reblog posts that belong in the Twilight Zone. >Create one or two funny posts. >Observe the Torment Nexus. >Sleep. >Repeat.

This is actually what Heaven and Hell look like. We are a files on a computer that is actively shutting down, while God frantically calls IT

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

I have discovered a website called Picrew.