A Girls Gotta Do What A Girls Gotta Do (masturbate And Fall Asleep)

I love loki as a show because OB just drops a line like “sorry it took me so long to build this extremely advanced piece of technology I’d never seen before, I lost my job and my wife left me lol” and we’re just like yeah. okay. this is usual. carry on.

and also sylvie is a literal norse goddess whose dream life is to work at a mcdonald’s and listen to records like every other mentally ill bisexual with a mullet, and loki is a literal god in love with Some Guy who’s a mustachioed gay jetski enthusiast and an ai clock is in love with the guy who made her and the way time works just makes NO sense but you’re too busy staring at tom hiddleston’s delectable jawline and puppy dog eyes deliver the best performance of his life to even care

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

the bros ever

1x03 || 3x13

I finally just finished Hannibal. Are you fucking kidding me? that was the gayest ending of a show I have seen in my LIFE

they could have been full on raw dogging on screen and it would have been less gay and intimate than what just happened

robot character: oh, who could possibly ever love me? me, an ugly, cold, lifeless machine???

me:

after a lot of self reflection and curiosity and growth i’ve uncovered that there is something wrong with me. like psychologically. and therapy isn’t enough. i need a sword

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

Severus and his younger self. (Vid format is on tiktok)