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Reasons I Hate Hayley

So people have been about some reasons to hate Hayley, so I made this:

Attitude. She kept going around acting like she as better than the Mikelsons - she wasn't - she wasn't better physically, financially, or intellectually. And the whole werewolves are "noble" and "strong" creatures, is complete BS.

they literally trigger there curse by killing someone - so their standing on sand in that moral ground

without witch intervention - their only deadly to vampires on full moons.

Killing. Her hands are just as bloody as anyone elses on the show, and she acts like she's completely innocent. Ex. Davina asked her to kill ONE witch, and Hayley decided she wanted to create another expression triangle.

Mother. Everyone treats her as if she was this standard for motherhood, when

she tried to kill her kid

She put the kid in danger multiple times during her pregnancy running into danger like an idiot - like why don't you drink some bear and smoke some pot on top of that - it would honestly do less damage than running around like an idiot.

I've done the math of when Caroline opens the school and Hayley sends Hope to boarding school and she literally did it as SOON as it opened! Like yeah, I'm going to send my kid who likely has a mountain of trauma alone over state lines.

Characters - They literally made other characters appear weak just so she could appear "badass".

Mikael, no, she can't take on the 1000 year old vampire that made the rest of the originals go running.

No, her enemies - hundred of years old vampire don't respect her - she ain't all that.

And NO, she's not someone Klaus fears, the only way she scares is him is his frightening sudden urge to get checked for supernatural STDs!

"Female empowerment" - She was supposed to be this strong female character who took charge, but she had no strong female qualities.

She was physically weak

relied on the mikaelsons for power, wealth, and housing

demanding and spoiled

relied on the men around her for her position: Klaus, Elijah, even Jackson

Quick Note: Caroline > Hayley On the other hand we have Caroline. Miss Mystic Falls, 4.0 GPA, Headed tons of committees and was a strong leader. Had tremendous growth and was relatable as a character.

Hayley was a pancake flat character. She had no growth, stayed the same throughout the show, it was always: Me, myself, and I with her, and on occasion "Elijah, Klaus, Jackson" look at me (that's why I said pancake - she had a slight curve in her character with which man she was screaming at for the week).

Queen - she called herself a werewolf queen which I hated. Werewolfs don't/shouldn't have queens! There werewolves, it means wild, a force of nature, pack animal. It should have been Alpha, not Queen! So her going around calling herself Queen just triggered me.

Overall, Hayley was an annoying, childish character, that brought nothing to the plot yet the writers insisted on shoving her down our throats. She was a poorly executed Mary Sue, unnecessary, cringy, and just painful to watch on screen. I have read Harry Potter and would honestly rather be in detention with Umbridge than in a room with Hayley.

Reasons I Do Not Hate Hayley: Klaroline. She was never a threat to the ship, she was a druken one night stand, nothing more. Like she may have been the reason Klaus went to New Orleans - because she got knocked up, but she was never a threat to the ship herself.

Well, whoever made it to the end, thanks for reading. Honestly, this rant was more for me, I've been seeing way to much Hayley content on my youtube page my tumblr for some reasons and I really needed to went.

KLAROLINE FOR LIFE, BECAUSE I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!!!

Kirinung (Aonung & Kiri) headcanons

¿Which of the first one wakes up in the morning?: Aonung, he does it because of his tasks for the future Olo'eykan but also because by the way he can have some time to be with Kiri (hands a few minutes while she is still asleep before having to leave).

¿Who is the first to fall asleep at night?: Kiri, she falls asleep first because she sometimes uses her water skills to entertain the little ones including her baby sister Tuk and before going to sleep. Kiri is comforted by Aonung who approaches her from behind to gently kiss her shoulders before lying next to her.

¿So they playfully make fun of each other?: Kiri sometimes does it especially when she and Aonung are alone. Por ejemplo cuando Aonung se atoró al intentar subir a un árbol y acabó colgando boca abajo a lo que Kiri terminó literalmente tirada en el césped mientras que prácticamente se moría de la risa al verlo así justo antes de calmarse y acercarse a ayudarlo a bajarse de hay.

¿What do they do when the other is having a bad day?: Kiri gently approaches behind Aonung and tries to massage him... which always ends with both of them kissing before they go to the terminal waters. Aonung on the other hand hugs her from behind him while gently kisses her shoulders and her cheek although Aonung also enjoys seeing her get angry, so he occasionally provokes her on purpose.

¿How do they say "I'm sorry" after the discussions?: Kiri almost never does anything that causes her to apologize since she doesn't like to get into trouble... while Aonung will usually kiss her to show her how sorry she is.

¿Which of the two has the most ticklish?: Aonung... Kiri is not tickled at all while on the other hand when he discovered that Aonung was ticklish, without thinking he began to tickle him constantly but of course he does it when they are alone since he does not want to damage Aonung's pride, but he always has to hold his arms and legs to be able to tickle his armpits, ears, stomach (especially in his navel which is his weakest point, in which he always uses his "baby pussy" using the part with hair on it to attack him while enjoying his kids and girl's screams) while blowing raspberries in his stomach and ears before tickling his armpits mercilessly and attacking his hip before stopping and kissing him.

¿Your favorite activities for rainy days?: At bedtime, Aonung likes to sleep with Kiri, hugging him while they sleep. While on the other hand when it's daytime sometimes Aonung and Kiri escape to go swimming or flying in Ikran (although above all it is rather Kiri, since Aonung hugs behind him trying not to fall).

¿How do they surprise each other?: Kiri likes to silently approach behind Aonung in order to gently surround his neck from behind... and Aonung, on the other hand, likes to approach and take her off guard, surrounding her and holding her in his arms before they both kiss.

¿Who is more affectionate in public? ¿In private?: They both like to be private, especially because they get a little uncomfortable if they do it in public.

¿Who is the greatest romantic openly? In secret: Both are in secret and especially in private.

¿Quién es el que más se esfuerza en hacer algo a planear algo especial para el otro?: Aonung likes to surprise Kiri and likes to do something special for her... he usually makes her a bracelet or a necklace.

¿Who is most likely to hold the other's hand while in public?: Both especially Aonung, when he discovered that his friends (Ongu, Koro and Nash'vi) wanted to woo Kiri he became jealous and when they walk in public and Aonung sees his friends clearly approaching to try to woo Kiri. He takes her hand before hugging her by her waist... Kiri that even though she is already aware that Aonung passes him off as his friends, they don't woo her, she likes to see what protects her so she doesn't reproach her for anything.

¿Who is more likely to make great declarations of love in front of other people?: Actually, they both like to do that in private more since they both get a little uncomfortable, especially because of their parents, since they don't want to be a little uncomfortable around them, but when it comes to Aonung watching his friends try to conquer Kiri, there is if he decides to do it in front of everyone.

¿Who fell in love with the other first?: That was also mutual both Aonung and Kiri fell in love the moment they met and Aonung has tried to be with her since that day and it's the same with Kiri who also wants to be with him.

¿Who spends more time (possibly thinking too much) what gifts to get the other?: That's going to Ao'nung. He constantly spends too much time thinking about it especially when it comes to Kiri is when Aonung above all wants to get the best gift he can to give it to Kiri.

¿Who initiates the greatest physical contact?: Aonung likes to hug Kiri while they sleep and also likes to hold her by the hand before they both escape to the ocean to be able to swim together and it's the same with Kiri... likes to wake up lying on Aonung's chest before he and Kiri go to do their homework.

¿Quién es más protector?: Aonung, especially after Neteyam's death, doesn't like to think that Kiri could be killed too or worse that they hurt her so she is quite protective of her also because they are a couple they don't like to neglect the other.

¿Who tends to get sick more often? ¿Who is better to take care of the other?: Aonung, but Kiri is probably better off taking care of him because Aonung feels more comfortable with her in addition to Tsireya or his mother to be cured so Kiri does what she can to help him heal as soon as possible.

¿Who said "I love you" first? Or, if neither of us has said it yet, ¿Who is more likely to say it first?: That goes for both of us. Both Aonung and Kiri fell in love instantly as soon as their eyes crossed the moment they met.

¿Who believes in soul mates?: Aonung didn't believe in that before and he also believed it was something very cheesy but now that he has found Kiri, Aonung already believes in soul mates and especially with Kiri being by his side.

¿Who is a morning person?: Frankly no one likes to get up early but they do it ONLY because later they manage to have the rest of their day off and so they can be together and without distractions.

¿Sus abrazos suelen ser contantes o casuales?: They both like to hug each other. Aonung usually sleeps hugging Kiri who lies on his chest while on the other hand Kiri usually sleeps sometimes hugging Aonung from behind before he turns to hug her by putting his head under her chin... and when it's daytime Aonung likes to hug Kiri when they are both going to go diving especially because in those moments is when they can be together... well as long as there are only the two of them

¿What is your favorite sleeping position?: Kiri loves to curl up and fall asleep against Aonung sometimes he even sleeps on his sideways with his hand under the pillow using his arm as a pillow while Aonung likes to fall asleep holding Kiri against him while they sleep.

¿Who is the one who falls asleep in the middle of the conversation?: That's usually Aonung. And in his defense that's because since he has a lot of tasks it happens that he gets too exhausted and ends up nodding but he doesn't want to interrupt Kiri so he just pretends to listen to her and then falls deeply asleep so that he can't answer him.

¿Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares?: Both. Especially Aonung fearing that Kiri will end up injured or even worse that if she wakes up she discovers that she was again captured by the GDR so she better hugs her asleep and stays like this until she is sure that it will happen while they sleep.

¿Who can't keep their hands to themselves?: Aonung above all but sometimes also Kiri.

¿Who falls asleep for the last time, looking at the other with a small loving smile?: Aonung. He usually falls asleep very late so that he can continue to see Kiri sleeping in his arms and so he stays until he also falls asleep.

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roseannevip

1 year ago

IT WORKED