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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

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Description: An illustration of sort of mix between a dryad and a satyr? It's a feminine form, half turned towards the camera. Her skin appears to be wooden, with moss and mushrooms crawling up her legs and torso.

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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3