If You're About To Get Top Surgery, You May Hear A Voice In Your Head Telling You To Make A Joke About

if you're about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it's overplayed. im here to let you know it's your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it's still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don't you'll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]

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4 months ago

Adding an extra point to a good list:

6. Small talk can be less emotionally draining. Speaking as an autistic person, emotionally connecting with people is difficult. It may look different to a neurotypical person’s needs but I still need or am required to do human interaction and talking about what someone got up to at the weekend takes a lot less spoons than discussing politics or health problems in my family

I'm trying to figure out a good way to say "you really should actually learn the basics of small talk" with sounding like I'm biased against autistic people.


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1 year ago

“This too shall pass” well can it pass a little faster jeez

1 year ago
Vintage Lego Dragon My Beloved~

vintage lego dragon my beloved~


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8 months ago
There Are Places You Haven't Been Where You Already Belong

there are places you haven't been where you already belong


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1 year ago

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED
4 months ago
I’m Having A Meltdown. When I Was 9 Years Old I Read An Article In A Magazine Called Backyard Adventures

I’m having a meltdown. When I was 9 years old I read an article in a magazine called Backyard Adventures about how this antelope, the saiga, was on the verge of extinction. I enlisted the help of my best friend and launched a fundraising campaign called Save the Saigas. We sold lemonade, had bake sales, sold belongings, yelled at strangers as they passed in their cars. Our parents were able to match the money we made. Our school helped. It wasn’t much, it didn’t save them, but it helped the organization at least a little bit.

Y’all. The saigas have been saved. A little piece of my passionate child heart that has seemed hopelessly lost and endlessly disappointed for a long time feels so soothed. Maybe it’s not all hopeless. Maybe our efforts aren’t a complete waste. Maybe we keep trying and actually hope for the best.


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1 year ago
Anybody Else In The Club Feeling This One
Anybody Else In The Club Feeling This One
Anybody Else In The Club Feeling This One

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4 months ago

Lots of ominous news nowadays, but there are good things too! Thailand's Marriage Equality Law took effect today!

Good morning from Thailand, where the Marriage Equality bill comes into effect today! 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈 https://t.co/RhUtJ456wD

— Goose Lee 💙💛 (@Lee_Cobaj) January 23, 2025
🏳️‍🌈 The first couple to officially tie the knot after the Marriage Equality Law took effect in Thailand are two inspiring women!

Sumalee (64) and Thanaporn (59) have waited for recognition since 2010. They traveled early in the morning to register their union. #สมรสเท่าเทียม pic.twitter.com/Oex5z5bI0r

— BoysLove Hub ENG (@BoysLoveHubENG) January 23, 2025
I’m watching the very first gay couple register their marriage into the Thai system, and I am genuinely overwhelmed with emotion. 🥲 pic.twitter.com/8suTSjutys

— yammi (@sighyam) January 23, 2025
A beloved lesbian couple, locally cherished as ‘Grandpa Kan’ and ‘Grandma Tuk’ have come to register their marriage after more than 30 years of being together. 🩵 https://t.co/s0NIthJDSH

— yammi (@sighyam) January 23, 2025
after more than 20 years together, Grandma Miaolan and Grandma Jaruk, who are both known for their rice porridge shop on the island of Krabi, just registered their marriage today 🥹 https://t.co/k92W9t3p1v

— yammi (@sighyam) January 23, 2025
My Thai friend just sent me this restaurant’s promotional poster! All married gays get to eat for free 🗣️ pic.twitter.com/4P7NG5mlvU

— yammi (@sighyam) January 23, 2025
Thailand’s Marriage Equality Bill officially comes into effect tomorrow, but what will it actually mean for society? Here are all the changes to the legislation: 🧵 pic.twitter.com/buVyy0Lz8G

— yammi (@sighyam) January 22, 2025

This tweet takes you to the top of a thread that lists all the changes, like replacing gendered terms like husband and wife with spouses, same-sex marriages have full legal status that, same-sex couples can adopt and use IVF and create pre-nups, just a whole lot of steps to make them equal.

It's all just so amazing and joyous. They hosted a parade for the newlywed couples!


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