Rowanbough - Utterly Unoriginal Title

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit

“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

if you befriend enough weirdos you can get lectures for free