If I Ask Nicely Will People Reblog This And Tell Me What Their Most Common Breakfast Is? Not Your Favorite

I come on tumblr to talk to myself publicly

“Miss Iris Davis… spends a great deal of time recovering cats with the aid of a "lassoo” from the debris of bombed house. So far she has rescued six hundred of these feline strays, 8 November 1940.“ Source.

DINOSOYS!! XD based off those little soy sauce fish I’m so obsessed with. They are as follows;

- Tyrannosoyus Rex

- Stegosoyus

- Soyodactyl

- Trisoyatops

Pero buatefack

I've seen this before, but it's been years and it just came across my Twitter in its dying days. The words are from a favorite author of mine, Maggie Stiefvater, and they are the words I most need to hear when it comes to dealing with chronic pain and illness. I didn't need this the first time I saw it, six years ago. I need it now. Maybe you do, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3Z8qG7AKo

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

Sex

Holding hands

Bizarre misunderstandings

Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing

The author’s unaddressed traumas

Found family

Plausible explanations for existing plot holes

Additional plot holes

Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology

Tax evasion

Gender

Very bad puns