Latest Posts by rubber-duckz - Page 2

phil doesnt get paid enough to deal with this shit (fatherhood)

here have these

yall still fw the dsmp ?

Another twt art request !! 🩷

Syndicate Sunriseduo :D I miss them lots

Took this down but the anons in my inbox are really nice :( so! Colours.

I hate emotions :D

I'm going to hell man- bro- So I was on do not disturb, on discord, right? I was making smth, and then forgot to turn it off. My friend dms me like: Are you okay? What happened? Why are you on do not disturb?? And this is super sweet and everything, and I truly do appreciate this: but I am of dying of fucking laughter rn. Because he was so worried bc I WAS ON DO NOT DISTURB. I'm going hell *dies of laughter*

was the most beautiful specimen on this earth, on sight the man was in love with him. He left his idyllic farm, and went out to the street to greet the lovely man, who said...

@booklover9000 @anomalous-writer @scooburst @starlight-n-shit

New tag game!! (Attempted this a while back but it failed lol)

Once upon a time,

@theweirdbox123 @likeadeadbattery @d0rky-0utfits @potatoeperson33 @bamboozled-08orange @the-ellia-west @homelessnerd @isthenapoleoncute and others i forgot AND open tags ❤❤

jam session

jam session

What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

PLEASE SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

what they don't tell you abt liking dsmp from 2020-22 ish is that you don't actually get to leave

🎧 Last Song: Taking What's Not Yours - TV Girl

🖍️ Favorite Color: Red

📚 Last Book: ...

🎥 Last Movie: Red One

🍜 Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet!!

💕 Relationship Status: I have a gf!!

🌐 Last thing I googled: AO3

💓 Current Obsession: DSMP, never left

🔮 Looking forward to: My Gf finally getting discord

@anomalous-writer @booklover9000 @watermelonolemretaw

life update game!!

🎧 Last Song: tidal wave by the mountain goats!! i've been thinking of naming a fic something like "even the very proud die on their knees" or whatever the particular wording of the lyric is

🖍️ Favorite Color: green!!!!!!

📚 Last Book: last book i finished was you are here which is a poetry anthology edited by ada limón!! i'm also reading through bright dead things by ada limón and an incomplete collection of louise glück poetry. all so good!!!

🎥 Last Movie: your honor... i forgor.....

🍜 Sweet/Spicy/Savory: i too suffer from an insane sweet tooth. hot chocolate ily

💕 Relationship Status: eight and a half years together!!!

🌐 Last thing I googled: "word for not suspicious" i was renaming a groupchat according to a fic we were dying over that contained the spoken dialogue "Remember my promise, my little toy. It would be so easy and no one would suspect a vegan store owner. No one will believe you." i love you ao3

💓 Current Obsession: honestly not anything specific? i've been having a swaymark moment but that's been going on for months

🔮 Looking forward to: classes start soon!!! i can't wait to learn more shit to be insufferable about....

ty for the tag @biggamebryanrust muah muah. gonna tag @b10000p @doingthewritethings and @kookabara bc i love to harass y'all always. <3!

CHEERING

YES 😭

NOO

NOO

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

my gender is what

Accurate ngl

@scooburst @booklover9000 @watermelonolemretaw

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

Hi Carl!!

Happy 2025 everyone. it's been an honor to blog about minecraft roleplay with you all for the past half decade and it will continue to be an honor for the next half decade o7

Your walls

"A notification! Is it from my gf?!" I say, happily.

No. Its from fuckING PINTEREST

LIKE IDC ABT EYE DOODLES RN I WANT TO KNOW IF THE GODDESS OF A WOMAN I'M DATING LIKED THE TICTOK I ENT HER OR NOT

Im transss

if you can't reblog, comment!

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Get leafedddd

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

Bet!!!!

support trans people.