Behind Every Gay Person Is A Gayer, More Evil Gay Person

missing the days when there was a new victoria x reader getting posted everyday ngl

Kept waiting for new Valcarol fanart before remembering I can just make my own

guys let’s be fr even if she makes it out of arkham sofia’s dying of lung cancer the second she does

sugarmommy!sofia | headcannons

warnings: ooc-ish sofia, suggestive-ish content (18+), dom/sub dynamics, fem!reader, use of 'mommy' and pet names, mentions of cigarettes + markings

A/N: just a little scrap for anyone desperate for sofia content (me)

❤︎ sugarmommy!sofia who’s busy running an empire so she just hands over her card and lets you go crazy

❤︎ when she's not busy she'll allocate an entire day dedicated to spoiling you

❤︎ before arkham she's tender and sweet gifting you a "just because" tennis bracelet and a soft kiss to start your day

❤︎ but AFTER arkham let's just say the gifts are of the adult variety and she makes you earn your reward

❤︎ "uh uh" she tuts, shaking her head "don't 'ya think you should show mommy you deserve it, baby?"

❤︎ she loves showing you off as her pretty little arm candy at galas or dinners

❤︎ you're hers and hers only, and she likes to remind people of this. trailing markings of all kinds across your skin - from the typical hickey on the collarbone to even burn marks from her cigarettes or red hand prints over your ass

❤︎ we know she has impeccable taste meaning she loves to sit outside of the changing room to give you her opinion on every piece

❤︎ oh i know she makes you put on a little show, getting a kick out of how you squirm at her demands like "spin for me darling" and fluster when she compliments you

❤︎ spontaneous "vacations" to italy, st barts, you name it, when both of you know she just needs to get out of town because she pissed someone off

❤︎ she makes one of her men follow close behind you in a car when you walk anywhere in the city - after all, you are precious to her and wearing $100k of designer goods around a city like gotham probably isn't the best idea

❤︎ sofia lost so many people she doesn't understand why you'd stay if not for the money

❤︎ you can see the cogs turning in her head when you tell her you want to be hers for good not just some sugar baby

Ok that's the one

Spends the whole show not blinking then does this. Your honor this is gay ass behaviour

ty ty ty

okok so i don’t know if this is “dark” but i’ve been thinking about dacryphilia with sofia…

i could see her being the “nobody but me makes you cry” type, getting off on how desperate she makes you - to the point of tears. making you watch her as she touches herself as you sob because you just wanna touch her so bad :((

she watches you sob into the pillow with a big grin on her face as you beg her to stop fucking you because you’re so overstimulated. OR OR OR blowing her cigarette smoke to make your eyes water omg

GOD GOD GODDDD. One of her main kinks is dacryphilia !!! Making you cry from denying to let you touch her, to fucking you so much you’re sore and overstimulating, making your eyes water from blowing her smoke into your face. Spanking you until you’re too sore to sit down for a week or too, she loves loves loves making you cry. She also loves licking your tears as you cry. If she’s in a meanest mood, she’ll tell you to cry harder.

However, if someone else makes you cry? They’re going missing :)

Joe Quinn whenever he filmed with Joe Keery:

This better be the first scene of Stranger Things Season 5

This is a callout post.