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elliot the kinda mfer who sucks air into his mug when he drinks something so that it sticks to his mouth without him holding it

friendly reminder that Clancy Crew was a teenager in the 70s. 

You know what that means. 

QUEEN.

HELP I JUST SAW A TRINITY GRAMMAR SCHOOL AD ON FUCKING TUMBLR FDHJHHFJDDFGFDSFG

THE ARSENIC WALTZ // 1862

facebook, messenger AND instagram all going down because they're owned by the same people is so satisfying to watch. it's like taking down the final boss and watching every single enemy under his command die with him. i hope this happens more often and that every company trying to establish a monopoly like this collapses and dies under the weight of its own hubris.

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

rereading Ruby Redfort be like

to be fair, ruby IS terrifying 

Ruby Redfort headcanons

Australian Ruby. Would be cute considering LB is Australian & it would pass that down, also the line in pyp where the two evil guys say that the Australian guy must be British would be funnier. She also has the teenage Australian chaos as discussed by @rubyredfortncarnivorousplants

Clancy becomes obsessed with aquariums, even though he’s still terrified of underwater creatures he just goes to get the adrenaline rush.

When Ruby’s older (like 18-21+ whatever) she, like the rest of the action agents gets trained to use a gun and everyone is terrified of her.

Crazy cops and Brooklyn 99 are like the same thing. aka Ruby would LOVE b99

I have more which I’ll add tomorrow but I’m extremely tired and I don’t think this makes sense but anyways thanks for reading them

ESHAY BEETLE BFBDHJSMNDBF

Ruby Redfort headcanons

Australian Ruby. Would be cute considering LB is Australian & it would pass that down, also the line in pyp where the two evil guys say that the Australian guy must be British would be funnier. She also has the teenage Australian chaos as discussed by @rubyredfortncarnivorousplants

Clancy becomes obsessed with aquariums, even though he’s still terrified of underwater creatures he just goes to get the adrenaline rush.

When Ruby’s older (like 18-21+ whatever) she, like the rest of the action agents gets trained to use a gun and everyone is terrified of her.

Crazy cops and Brooklyn 99 are like the same thing. aka Ruby would LOVE b99

I have more which I’ll add tomorrow but I’m extremely tired and I don’t think this makes sense but anyways thanks for reading them

imagine ruby finding out about time travel I-

does spectrum have a time travel agency? it has to. or at least it’s in the works. like there are SO MANY SPECTRUMS, surely ONE of them has to be time travel, or at least will be in the future ya know??

also that bids the question: what to the other spectrums do?? if anyone knows/has theories please share I must know

DUDE THAT CRAZY COPS = B99 THING I HADN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT BUT I THOROUGHLY AGREE 

Ruby Redfort headcanons

Australian Ruby. Would be cute considering LB is Australian & it would pass that down, also the line in pyp where the two evil guys say that the Australian guy must be British would be funnier. She also has the teenage Australian chaos as discussed by @rubyredfortncarnivorousplants

Clancy becomes obsessed with aquariums, even though he’s still terrified of underwater creatures he just goes to get the adrenaline rush.

When Ruby’s older (like 18-21+ whatever) she, like the rest of the action agents gets trained to use a gun and everyone is terrified of her.

Crazy cops and Brooklyn 99 are like the same thing. aka Ruby would LOVE b99

I have more which I’ll add tomorrow but I’m extremely tired and I don’t think this makes sense but anyways thanks for reading them

AND THE FACT THAT HE DIDN’T DISAGREE TO IT AHJGJFHDGSJ

do you all remember when Ruby straight up told Froghorn he had mommy issues because i think about it all the time

does spectrum have a time travel agency? it has to. or at least it's in the works. like there are SO MANY SPECTRUMS, surely ONE of them has to be time travel, or at least will be in the future ya know??

also that bids the question: what to the other spectrums do?? if anyone knows/has theories please share I must know

perfect example

where’s that post about how on twitter you’ll get cancelled or straight up banned for calling a celeb ugly while on tumblr you can publicly say you want to guillotine someone and no one cares

thoroughly agree 

one of my favourite things in the rr books is hitch in books 1-4 going from ‘this child is annoying as hell’ to i will look after this kid’ but then in book 5 he just goes full dad mode like he was one of the only people checking up on her & he was always trying to make sure she was the least stressed as possible and I just think that deserves a post

this was funnier in my head

i love these 

hmmm rr picrews

ruby

clancy

del

elliot

mouse

red

we all love mouse in this fandom

Which RR character do you think you’re most similar too?

I’d like to say Ruby but if I’m being honest I’d probably be more like Mouse but that’s ok cause I love her

headcanon that froghorn takes over and ruby works as head of a codes department or something, kinda acts like blacker, and when froghorn is trying his best to be a tough serious boss, ruby will bring up some stupid shit froghorn did forty, fifty years ago and piss him off 

everyone else laughs 

Ruby would canonically be 60 years old this year and i HATE THAT

dark academia + a sort of dark ocean/nature aesthetic

dark ocean academia

please please do 

I really wanna post my fancasts for all the rr characters skshakakajsk

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

so I was talking with a mutual right and we came to the conclusion that ruby is way more of a nerdy geeky kinda person than she claims to be. 

like she has SHELVES of books about coding/codes, some about advanced maths, a bunch of comics, like she is a stereotype geek despite what she says.

i feel like lauren child did this on purpose but its just so funny to me lmao 

(mutual is @redfortruby btw)

“don’t trust men”

- my dad 

if they were to cast that one girl grace mckenna as ruby i’d lose my shit

Ok I have thought about this A LOT and I have cast a lot of the characters HOWEVER, Ruby & everyone else her age/in twinford high should be played by unknown actors period. I know like “oh but more people would watch if it was a famous person in the lead role” that’s what the other actors would help with. A RR movie could be the break through that the Harry Potter actors who hadn’t been in anything before got! Emma Watson (one of my biggest stans you’ve probably picked up on that by now) huge household name, and HP was her debut.

Anyways just a rant

Mouse Huxtable is a Hufflepuff argue with the wall

Froghorn: …and that’s why the entire coding team is still here at Spectrum HQ at ten to midnight. Redfort, obviously, is here because she was the one who crashed into LB at subsonic speed and sent her flying across her office hard enough to knock a hole in the wall. Blacker is here because he was encouraging her, and everybody else is here because they were taking bets on how far she’d get down the hallway. I was not involved in the incident in the least. 

Blacker: Wait. Why are you here then?

Froghorn: I am here to supervise, since everybody else here is apparently twelve years old and incapable of taking care of themselves.

Ruby: He’s actually here because he gave me the helmet before I started sliding, but he just doesn’t want anybody to know that he has fun, ever.

i hate to say it i really do but idk how much i would actually like ruby irl, like she’s a snarky rich kid who thinks she’s better than everyone else 😭😭

brown eyes are some of the most beautiful ones in my opinion

i need some white ppl to understand that brown/black eye appreciation posts are about uplifting features that are usually considered ugly because of their association with poc. the rhetoric that light eyes r superior is rooted in racism & most poc grew up believing our brown eyes were shameful so we could never be as beautiful as our white peers. someone on tumblr.com saying “brown eye supremacy” is a very small act of rebellion against western beauty standards that told us our fucking eyeballs are inferior

more old acc bullshit that i STILL stand by. she can absolutely play guitar. 

Del Lasco can play guitar.

Acoustic was the first she learnt, obviously. But she can also play electric.