Was On The Phone With My Mother (a Lawyer) And She Was Telling Me About A Legal Conference She Went To

Nobody committed to the bit harder then Shawn Spencer. The fact that he could've just come out and told them about his photographic memory and deduction skills on the second day and they probs would've still hired him and taken him much more seriously, but the dumbass bi man chose to continue to pretend to be a psychic FOR 8 WHOLE YEARS is genuinely insane behavior. And don't even get me started on Gus keeping his besties secret for that long, he a real ride or die.

I like chewing the muffin wrapper and spitting it out when im done milking the contents. it makes me think im doing my eco-friendly part in this square world

anyone have an intense fear of dropping their phone in the toilet? I keep evil-fantasizing it and get shivers down to my testes. how do I make it stop

does anyone named mario wanna do something really funny

the vibe im gonna bring this year

Paul McCartney attends a press conference to promote Leicester University's arts festival at the Royal Garden Hotel in London, England | 5 February 1968 © David Redfern

pattie

thank you Tyler Durden for teaching me to always spit and piss in rich people's food. amen

There’s a storyboard animatic for “Nature” on YouTube now

Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.