we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me
Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie
mom said it's my turn to recontextualize prior gravity falls episodes into something sad 👓
pose practice! they are drunk and happy as hell
stanford doesnt have any special shirts for such moments with F so he keeps his usual and boring blue one, also he stole F's tie!!! did you see this ??? robbery in broad daylight,sheesh
getting numbers at the club
i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
compilation of my many tweets about narumitsu proposing and getting married. feat. @commanderfreddy
(my twitter replacement blog: @corviiids)
she edge me for miles for all im worth til i rise like a phoenix. wright
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say