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Diaphonized Python regius.

Fuck uhhhm how do I do introductions

Well my account is @grimm-creature for one. Feel free to send asks or messages I guess. Uhm, I do welding. My lover is a literal beast. My house sucks. I dunno give me a prompt here

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Aw man you're dating a MONSTER?? that's so cool and actually not like, fair, at all. I wish I had a monster bf. But uh, as for a prompt..hm. I guess I could ask what it's like living with a monster? Wait no that's stupid I already kinda know the answer to th

Well. Actually. No I don't because the monster that's around me just likes to make me uber mentally ill and I feel like it would probably be different for you. Unless your partner gives you mental illness. If so I'm sorry if that was rude. I have a really bad time talking to people I did not have many friends in school

Do you have any friends?

It's so weird, like, knowing all of it was real and still seeing people make art for it like it's fiction.

But I guess it's not exactly common knowledge that it is. I feel like I'm just a particular freak.

I went out searching for them n fell into a ravine. I nearly drowned and I woke up to them bandaging me up. So I assume it went well

SWEET JESUS IM GLAD YOURE OKAY!!!!!!

But that's such a nice way of meeting. Well. Actually no that was very dangerous but like, it's really sweet of them to bandage you up! So like- that's. You. I. You know what I mean.

The monster I've got attached to me was around since I was born n I just really found out that they are actually like. there. after watching a certain series. It's pretty easy to guess what it is if you just. Look at my profile.

Either this creature is real and I'm not crazy or they aren't and it was a huge coincidence that the thing following me just looks like that. But I know it can't be a coincidence. There's too much evidence that proves otherwise.

I bet they're real. You seem like. Me level crazy.

Anyways right after I met a three eyed talking magic deer. Life is going great

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MAGIC DEER??? MAN THATS ACTUALLY SO COOL

what are they like?? Why do they have three eyes...do..do they see more with another eye or..or is it like the same this is vital information I NEED to know.

Did you know? In the video game "Half-Life 2" you play as a character named Gordon Freeman. This may be a subtle reference to the game "Half-Life," in which the main character is also named Gordon Freeman.

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh hoooo okay that's not good that's not good HA AH A

I do have a good handful, yeah 😅.

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Oh cool! Who are they? Are they monsters too?

W. Wait are you a monster?