Hello!

// Talon Hoodie?! Hoodie with claws? Wah? Huh? 

// *drops these and collapses*

*sees mailman* Kek, I will kill the mailman *fucking rips his

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh hoooo okay that's not good that's not good HA AH A

It's so weird, like, knowing all of it was real and still seeing people make art for it like it's fiction.

But I guess it's not exactly common knowledge that it is. I feel like I'm just a particular freak.

hAAHA HEY SO DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO ALA B AM A QUICKER IM WALKING THERE AND I DONT HAVE LIKE A BIKE SO THATS LIKE OUT OF THE QUESTION UHHH. HAHA HE LP

Smart and stupid gang rise up. I am a college graduate and I look at an analog clock like it is a fucking math problem

Fuck uhhhm how do I do introductions

Well my account is @grimm-creature for one. Feel free to send asks or messages I guess. Uhm, I do welding. My lover is a literal beast. My house sucks. I dunno give me a prompt here

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Aw man you're dating a MONSTER?? that's so cool and actually not like, fair, at all. I wish I had a monster bf. But uh, as for a prompt..hm. I guess I could ask what it's like living with a monster? Wait no that's stupid I already kinda know the answer to th

Well. Actually. No I don't because the monster that's around me just likes to make me uber mentally ill and I feel like it would probably be different for you. Unless your partner gives you mental illness. If so I'm sorry if that was rude. I have a really bad time talking to people I did not have many friends in school

Do you have any friends?

do you ever get hit by a sudden moment of realisation? like wow...i have hands...i breathe...i am alive...i am a person....and then you're like OK back to work

just drank water. life is so crazy