Rxttenmxth - Moth

so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

rainbow dash thinks hard

chat is this rizz *trips and falls down various sizes of stairs*

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

a white guy from america treats going to japan like a pilgrimage to mecca. and when he gets there all he’s gonna do is buy an SNES game he can’t play when he gets home

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here