Going on a job interview:
Them: what is your biggest weakness?
Me: NOSE SCRUNCH
ty to all these amazing writers who have left me with butterflies in my stomach and/or tears rolling down my face, much appreciated <3
GRISHAVERSE
— nikolai lantsov.
young royals by @clairecrive
currents by @lantsovsupremacist
↳ you are in love
the art of pretension by @fleurspun
↳ sick and stubborn
↳ healer's duties
love language by @fishley
speak up by @prince-septimus
sugar cube by @magpiencrow
a dare for a truth by @sumsebien
— kaz brekker.
when am i gonna lose you? by @crowsmybeloveds
confrontations in a lonely club by @curseofaphrodite
what do you want from me? by @romeomontaague
silent birthdays by @amourology
↳ schat
you are done for by @sumsebien
this is what happens by @fishley
MARVEL
— peter parker.
you more than anything by @nghtwngs
↳ you love me, i love you
on that rooftop by @nezuscribe
skateboards, the force, and a lack of pants by @damnedparker
secrets and skateparks by @earthgirl616
aurora by @mgparker
scenes from a modern romance by @dameronology
— marc spector.
just let me dream a little more by @the-archxr
— matt murdock.
green is the color by @courtforshort15
the defence rests by @dameronology
OUTER BANKS
— jj maybank.
hot for a pogue by @butgilinsky
meet me at our spot by @amourology
— rafe cameron.
midsummers by @butgilinsky
so gorgeous it actually hurts by @folkloreslovechild
HARRY POTTER
— fred weasley.
after all this time by @httpbakugou
MARAUDERS
— james potter.
five times james wanted to kiss you and the one time he did by @moonlitmeeks
— sirius black.
all your fault by @heloisedaphnebrightmore
↳ absurd ideas
'cause i don't want you like a best friend by @evermoreal
grand scheme by @fishley
— remus lupin.
it's time to go by @godlessandwrecked
BRIDGERTON
— benedict bridgerton.
en garde by @delphispoeticals
show me love by @romeomontaague
— anthony bridgerton.
should've never let go by @writeroutoftime
illicit affairs by @marwritesgood
— colin bridgerton.
alone together by @romeomontaague
TOP GUN
— bradley bradshaw.
delirium by @kyber-crystal
↳ head in the clouds
ENOLA HOLMES
— sherlock holmes.
invisible string by @marwritesgood
AVATAR
— lo'ak.
in full bloom by @loaksky
— neteyam.
warm hands by @loaksky
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
— aemond targaryen.
corridor kisses by @flowerpotmage
Peter: It costs $200 to see a therapist, but it costs $0 to just tell yourself that this is the hurt before the comfort.
Peter: *throws up double peace signs*
if hopeless romance, fantasy, a cottage with garden, museum of art and colour palette would be a person, it’d be me.
Girls just wanna
❎ have fun
✅ fulfill witches' prophecy and become king
i need to kiss his forehead, smooth out his furrowed brows, tell him it's gonna be ok, play with his hair, caress his face, wipe his tears away, tuck him into bed, have him take a nice warm shower, use face masks on him, make hermes pay, take him to therapy, make him lunches, enroll him into college with me, bandage his wounds, compliment his arms, reassure him his scar isn't ugly, introduce him to taylor swift and boy genius, read him bedtime stories, bake brownies with him, visit his mother with him, prove the prophecy wrong, tell him he's doing great sweetie, get him away from kronos, fight kronos, help him mend things with annabeth, hold him close while he vents, encourage him to explore other hobbies, be his support system
maladaptive daydreaming DISORDER. It is a DISORDER. It is not all fun and games and genuinely fucks with our lives. I wish people would stop acting like it doesn’t and wishing that they had it.
Hi, this is my first post! Here are some of my fluffy head cannons about our favorite cat loving hacker
7 knows how to dance (Waltz, tango, ect) so he would dance with you whenever he has free time. Even if it means interrupting you doing daily tasks.Cooking/cleaning? Not anymore. this man has already swept you off your feet, and taken your hand in his and is currently twirling you around whatever room your in.*him humming howls moving castle*
You are currently cleaning up the kitchen after putting dinner into the oven when in comes Saeyoung. His crimson hair all messy from his nap. Coming up behind you, gently sliding his cold hands up your shirt resting them on your stomach. Slowly rocking you both side to side. He mumbles an “ nice and warm” while burring his head into the crevasse of your neck placing a little kiss right under your ear. His hair tickling your neck you let out a small breath and tell him to be careful and that it tickles. Your words just egg him on and if you didn’t realize your mistake sooner he would have caged you in and tickled you to death. You sharply say “don’t even think about it” feeling a light smile form on his lips you pull from his grasp and turn around to face him. His gives you a gentle smile, his eyes sparking like the stars he adores. You reach up and rub your thumb over his cheek “I know you to well by now sweetheart, but nice try” he rolls his eyes and brings his hand up to hold yours his fingers intertwining with yours. His other hand makes it’s way up to your hip gently holding onto you. His fingers gently pressing into you, subconsciously making sure you are there and not just a dream. He pulls you away from the counter and to the middle of the kitchen, you gently push some of his hair out of his eyes, “you are my North Star thank you for guiding me home” he quietly says while pushing his forehead against yours. “Your ufo crash landed on my heart alien boy” you retort. After a few minutes of silence just holding each other like it would be the last, he pulls back a bit. “May, I have this dance my love? Being held by you helped recharge my batteries” you smile at him sometimes even after being with him so long it makes your heart flutter like the wings of a sparrow, you say yes but not with words, placing a gentle kiss to his lips. He has a light blush dusted on his cheeks, his smile still bright. He takes your hand and bings it above your head and twirls you. Falling into his his arms you feel him dip you down and press a kiss onto your lips, his smile still there as he pulls you back up to continue. No music was needed just yours and his laughter. Nothing could be more pure than the love you felt for him, and he felt for you in this moment. Your souls danced like the two of you. Forever tied to each other, not even death could do you apart. (Hope you all enjoy!! sorry that it’s super long 😩 I just love him so much)
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Hi, I can order a nfsw yan zuko?
Yes, yes you can please wuhhh don’t mind the degeneracy and all that,,, kinda just used the nsfw alphabet so,,,, hope that’s good (I’m so sorry it took so long,,,,) once again,,, my questionable nsfw kills?
Tw: Dubcon, Coercion, breeding, cum play?(I think?)
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Zuko is attentive as hell, he worries a lot about hurting you. Especially since he burned you the first time, and he never wants to do that again. He looks over your body for a long, long time before getting up to get you water. This is of course if he thinks to. Most of the time he does, other times he’ll just sit and watch as cum drips out of your hole.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Zuko loves your back. He loves to hold it, to rub circles into it, he loves to have his arm pressing on it as he leads you to where you two are going. He also loves your hands, so soft compared to the callouses he has. If your hands are cold, then all the better as he loves to warm you up. You like his scar. It’s the least expressive part of him, and it makes you think that maybe? Just maybe, he isn’t happy with what he’s done to you and what he’s forced you to do. You hate his eyes. They’re so innocent and kind, you can’t look into them too long lest you find that he truly does hold love for you.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He has a breeding kink, very slight but he loves to cum inside you and try to produce an heir. Of course, he loves to see his cum anywhere on you, you are his and he loves you so, so much, the proof of his love is not just in his seed, but it’s a nice physical representation isn’t it? If you ever are forced (he swears you don’t need to but the way he looks at you, like you have to do something or else he’ll get angry, well you can’t not now.) to take his cock into your mouth he wants to see his cum on your lips, in your mouth as you swallow it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He’s pretty open about all things he’d like to do, he’s not very subtle and he’s a terrible liar so if something is troubling him he really can’t lie about it. He’s easily embarrassed however when talking about what he’s thought about so he just answers with the modified truth of “Just thinking about you.” Which normally send you into a panic, because what does that mean? He thinks it’s cute when your a little scarred though, it always pushes you to be closer to him, cling onto him a little more, even if it is out of fear. (He doesn’t really know of what, he just knows you’re scared.) So he uses the opportunity to be extra gentle with you, serving you some tea, sitting you in his lap. It’s in these moments he really enjoys eating you out.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Oh he’s a complete virgin (personally I’ve always read Zuko as somewhere on the demi-sexual spectrum) doesn’t really know how to get you off but is eager as hell to please you, will go down on you constantly but i think he still likes to feel a little powerful and have you suck him off.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He likes missionary a lot, anything where he can see your face is too perfect, he wants to hear you scream in his ear, he wants to whisper words of affirmation into your ear. It gives him plenty of access to mark your neck as well. Show off that you’re his.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
As serious as they come, I don’t think he has a high sex drive unless he really, really needs an heir or is stressed, but the few times he does it, it’s purely an act of love from him and he wants to show you how devoted he is to you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
So I think he’s moderately shaved, but doesn’t like to be completely shaved down there. If you insist on him shaving or seem to be distasteful of it, he’d shave it in a heartbeat. He would hate to drive you away with something so trivial.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He loves to tell you how good you are for him, how perfect and obedient and good. He thanks you for doing what he asks of you and just wants to hold you as he fucks into your pussy. He whispers how much he loves your voice and sounds and how filthy it is that your cumming on his cock. He never pegged you for the type to squeeze his cock so well. But it must be because you love him. And because you two love each other so much, he’s gonna fuck you full of cum.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He hates it, doesn’t often get in the mood for sex though, but when he does and you’re unavailable, he just toughs it out honestly.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He really really likes it when it’s a sort of roleplay scenario. He’s not sure what made him this way, because he truly is kind and wants to be good and sweet, but when you dress in some lighter, more transparent clothing and act like you need saving? It makes him feral. “Is this-” His cock thrusts into your pussy, stretching your walls as a groan escapes his mouth. “What your captors did to you? I bet they used your pretty little mouth too,” A finger finds its way to your lips. “No- I-” You’re aware you are crying.“They did, didn’t they? I’ll fuck all thought of them out of you.”
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom, no where else, only soft and plush things for you. He’s thought about putting you on his throne though, in the middle of the night, and having you ride him while he sits there.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Honestly seeing you do what he tells you too. It reminds him of how submissive you are to him and he thinks that's both cute and sweet. Also when you ask him to do things for you, when you call him “Fire Lord” and when you try to get out of something by insinuating how “Different you want things to be tonight” It’s very cute.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Sharing you? Outta the question. Having others watch you? Nope, you are his, he loves you, no one else. He also doesn't want to brand you on purpose. Not that he hasn’t, he just hates to think that he’d ever burn you on purpose.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Once he’s had some time to get used to oral, his tongue is so pleasantly hot and his fingers are calloused they feel so nice rubbing your slit. Maybe he’ll put one or two fingers in at a time, shallowly thrusting them in with a small bit of heat as his tongue swirls around your clit, his golden eyes are so predatory as he watches you squirm and tug at his hair.He loves to have you suck his dick though. Possibly even more than making you cum on his tongue he loves watching you try to keep his seed in your mouth, when you look up at him with your eyes and tears that are most certainly from love, it’s one of his favorite sights.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Oh he tries, he tries so hard to be gentle and slow and sweet. But he’s impulsive and if you say his name so sweetly, well he’s not sure how he can hold himself together. He just has to be a little more rough.However for the most part, he just likes to take his time. Sex is an act of love for him, and he loves you and only you. So he has to make sure you know this so he takes it slow. Rhythmic thrusts in and out of you as he kisses you sweetly.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Nope. No quickies for him. He’s going to take his time with you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Depends on the risk. Burning you? No way in hell. Tying you up? If you want to be tied, sure. Him breeding you on the throne? Well he’s thought about that one more than he’d care to admit, but it wouldn’t happen. Can’t risk anyone seeing you spread out for him. No one but him should hear you beg.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He stays in there for a long time, but he only really goes for one round. It’s more out of respect for your crying, than it is his inability to go longer. He likes to take his sweet time, making you come undone and maybe? If he’s feeling a little more angry at you or something? (He could never stay mad at you, but this new policy councilman Shen is trying to pass, he’s furious with that.) So you’re in for a couple more rounds than normal.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No toys not for him thanks doesn’t even have anything against it other than, he’ll probably get jealous.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh he’s not much of a tease unless, it's a roleplay thing. If he is required to get into character, he will.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s a little quiet, not naturally, he just wants to be sure he can hear everything you say and do and moan. Sometimes he can’t hold back his moans. They’re quite loud.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He truly doesn’t understand what this is, isn’t mutual love. You’ve said you love him, and you don’t lie, right? Those tears he wipes from your cheeks are because you feel so good. It feels too good so you moan and beg for him to “stop” and he doesn’t ask you to go down on him, but you do it. And he always tries to be gentle. He tells you he loves you so much. He really really does.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s thick, one or two veins popping from the underside, sometimes when he keeps his dick in you, he’ll put his hand on his stomach and try to feel himself inside of you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It’s pretty low. He really doesn’t get to frisky unless he’s built something up in his brain to make him enticed enough to fuck you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He stays awake for a long time afterward. Whether to watch you, or to continue doing work? He won’t tell you.