I keep seeing these so I’m gonna do one bcuz yeah !
-start T for fur and deeper vocals (also will help with gender dysphoria)
-I need to grow my hair out like a shaggy dog
-paw pad tattoos on my hands
-snake bites to feel like fangs (I’m lowkey questioning if I’m a vampirekin atp)
-septum because I saw a pic of a dog in dog fighting having it once and I think it looks cool (NOT PROMOTING DOG FIGHTING OR PIERCING DOGS)
-thetadelta tattoo on my arm
-stop picking my nails so I can grow out my claws
-wear my gear more often, might even commission someone to make bloodhound ears and tail but thats expensive
-integrate vocals into my normal speech
-howl at the moon with friends (and then the sun comes crashing in? Woah oh oh oh oh?)
-actually tell people I’m a dog on a serious level rather than joking about it and assume they take it seriously
-get an outdoorsy job (forest ranger?)
-live in an van/rv/bus where I just have to find a place to shower in nature. Theres no way I could just go to a friends shower or get a gym membership, no way!
-maybe a little cottage in the woods (never gonna happen I need to lower my standards for my life)
-actually do quads
-if I do end up in an apartment with an office job my house and my space in the office better be decorated tf out with all the taxidermy, and also handmade blankets and pillows on every couch
a fucking computer???
“the pitiful children” in layman's terms
I love this so much, I need to share with everyone
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The fact I knew exactly what situation this was from, who it is and why it’s specifically in his foot proves what flavor of autism I got. (No spoilers to any other mythology / history fans but I will say its from the trojan war)
Doggy in an aquarium and a cat cafe?? But I didn’t bring my service doggy collar!! How will they know I’m allowed??!!
BLEHHHHH HEATER ON IS TOO HOT, HEATER OFF IS TOO COLD.
Trash finally evolved!!
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Under the cut
Why am I like this? I’m supposed to be a stupid doggy frolicking in the yard not sobbing with wounds on my forearm.
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(Especially if that crow never forgets a face.)
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