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BAKUBABE AS A BOYFRIEND

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 ᵕ̈ this is dedicated to arya-chan @discogojo , see bakugo showed up😎 and I think that's the gif you have on your laptop so yeah have fun simping love♡

you and bakubabe were childhood besties

so he was used to having you around and was literally OVERPROTECTIVE

first it was in a brotherly way but in high school he started becoming less disgusted by you

yeah because he denied any kind of physical contact towards you

he thought you were ew but that's how he showed affection okay

he refuses to admit to himself that he has a heart so at first he was oblivious to his feelings towards you

but during one of his overthinking-before-bed sessions he was like

"fuck"

BAKUBUBBLE IS IN LOOOOOVE

but shhh that's his secret

he hates showing feelings to your classmates so he tried to be discreet

but he couldn't help but stare from time to time

and smile a little at the way your hair flows with the wind coming from the slightly open window

this bitch loves to pretend he is an emotionless rock

needless to say you had to make the first move otherwise bakurat would never ask you out

you texted him saying you'd like to meet outside and that you had something to tell him

he left you on seen because well he's an ass but he came anyway

you confessed and he was like 😐 the whole time

then his face features softened and he put his hand on your cheek

AND HE KISSED YOU

bakubitch was too embarrassed to tell anyone because of his rEpUtAtIoN

he thought they'd know eventually

which they did literally the next morning

you spilled the tea to Mina and she spoke a little too loud

EVERYONE HEARD

but everyone ships yall

they think you make bakubro a better, calmer person

which warms your heart everytime because you love him so much and want to be a positive influence on him

BUT as said before, he is afraid to show his feelings, even if it's just you, in the beginning of your relationship

so if you want attention you better beg for it OR be very patient

as he gets more and more confortable he'll start asking... in his own way

"Come here dumbass I want to crush you"

which could be translated as "Come cuddle my love I enjoy having you wrapped in my arms<3"

overall bakubabi isn't good with words BUT you can read in his eyes like an open book

and when he stares at you it's such a love-filled gaze that your heart meets every single time

he buys you gifts sometimes too

but he gets shy, he's afraid you might not like it

so he just throws the gift at you and wait for your reaction

and once he's sure it's positive he'll turn around and smile at you

seeing your happy face brings him so much joy

yeah he loves you a lot

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bakugou icks:

- holds his spoon like a 4 yr old. like, hand curled into a fist around it. hunCHES OVER HIS FOOD LIKE AN ANIMAL TO SHOVEL IT INTO HIS MOUTH FASTER

- has never worn a belt willingly in his life,, will never wear one by choice. no matter how busted his pants look.

- when he gets the hiccups bakugou gets genuinely angry at himself. literally hitting his legs in frustration, face scrunching up n flaring red like he’s dying over sum goddamn hiccUPS

- i’m sorry but,,,, holDS HIS PHONE LIKE A BOOMER. literally 25 inches away from his face, minimum. always squinting at acronyms being used in the gc,, has to look them up on fucking urbAN DICTIONARY

- this man is constantly clenched up. i mean like, flat ass, square ass, pants dont fit right ass bc he’s clenching up both cheeks sm

- bakugou literally has a meltdown every single time theres a stray hair on him. like he just thinks it’s gross so he’s there trying to pick it off but it keeps sticking to his fingers and he’s shaking his wrist, practically breaking it while his face goes red like he’s gonna cry

- eats like a mf animal so bakugou gets food stuck in his teeth all the time. what makes it even worse is that he never waits to use a dental pick to remove the food, he’ll just stick his entire hand in his mouth and dig around while still at the table with u

- feels extremely pressured if u watch him tie his shoes,, so he fumbles over it like twice, at minimum, and then screams bloody murder at you to stop looking

- mf has entire arguments with people in his head and if bakugou isn’t careful, he will scream his retorts out loud

- puts the neck of his shirt in his mouth and chews. this happens every single time he sits down to watch tv. when he gets up he’s always got this giant dark spot on his shirt bc of his spit

- refuses to clip his toenails and tears them instead. tells u it’s “quicker” but its literally not and he looks like a child all curled up and picking at his feet

- one time y’all visited his home together and u watched mitsuki scream at him. bakugou hardly said anything during the argument (bc she’d literally sleep him if he did) but when he stormed back into ur room, he did shut the door behind him. Closed it gently instead slamming it like he clearly wanted to, and turned around to silently flip off his door like a child throwing a fit☹️

- you’ve seen this man ram his shoulder into just about every doorway on the planet. it might be that he’s not paying attention, or maybe he just has rlly poor spatial awareness, but either way bakugou is runnin into everything

- bakugou def has a favorite romance manga,,, which would be cute, except its actually not bc its a reverse harem one. and when he was younger, lil bakugou wrote all these notes in the margins just tearing all the male love interests apart. v much used that manga as a “what not to do” guide and physically wrote out comments about how he’s better than those guys and what he’d do instead😭😭

- cannot sing for the mf life of him,, but he refuses to admit defeat if y’all go out for karaoke w/ ur friends. just, gets up on stage, and completely embarrasses himself the second the mic is put in his hands. runs back to the table tho and genuinely thinks he did good

- i,, no i am so sorry for this one but its, like, its true,,, BAKUGOU COMES CRIMINALLY CLOSE TO EATING HIS SCABS. SOMETIMES HE ACTUALLY DOES (fight me on it idc, look me in the face and tell me im wrong. u cant bc im not wrong. just think about it for literally half a second)

—/—

pls y’all im begging u, drop me some bakugou icks of ur own ,,,, im literally fueledTM by how weird he is

Hello! This is my first ever request! :3 and I really love how you write Bakugo , and I wanted to ask if you could do a bakugo x reader headcannon where bakugo reacts while watching the reader go ham/ berserk with their powerful quirk during class exercise with robots and totally looking like a bad ass? ;)

Hey! Thank you so much and I really hope you enjoy this. It was really fun writing💕

bakugo dating headcannons

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Bakugo. Is. In. Awe.

He's usually impressed by you

He's seen you fight before of course

But Bakugo has never see you fight like this.

We all know how Bakugo really likes and admires super powerful and strong quirks like All Might's and even if your quirk doesn't have to do anything with super strength or isn't similar All Might's, Bakugo really likes the ways you being training and using it.

It doesn't matter what your quirk is.

You are POWERFUL and you are slaying.

make sure you don't drop your crown while you're taking all the bad guys down.

Kirishima had just pointed out that you were surrounded by robots in a Class 1-A training exercise.

But then- you get all of them

Every single one that was making a circle around you.

This surprises Bakugo so much.

And I'm not saying that he didn't think you could do something so cool

Because he did.

Bakugo believes in you 100%.

He knows you are extremely powerful.

He just wasn't expecting you do something so powerful with your quirk so soon.

He thought it maybe it may take a while for you to practice these moves and get used to them.

You also wreck the robots with such ease that the rest of Class 1-A is very very impressed with you.

Even Aizawa.

Everyone actually is speechless after watching you kick ass.

The first one to speak was actually Kirishima.

Right below this is exactly what he said about you to your classmates who were closest to him, including Bakugo, word for word.

"Dude, that was so manly."

Then everyone else started speaking up

"That was so cool!! You looked amazing!!" - Mina

Bakugo doesn't say anything to you about what you did until you're alone later

but we'll get to that at the end. he doesn't want to say what he really thinks in front of his classmates especially the really nosy ones, you know who I'm talking about.

But Bakugo did say "nice one,"

and maybe he added a nice nickname onto it

or a mean nickname, depending on how long you've dating and your personality lol.

Now, to be completely honest, when Bakugo watches you, there are only two thoughts that go through his head:

The first being you look so cool and badass

and the second is he wants to fight you.

Yes, Bakugo is going to ask to fight you later.

He wants you do to the same thing you did in training against him this time.

Please don't hold back.

Bakugo won't like that.

He really enjoys seeing you make progress in your hero journey and in training your quirk.

Bakugo is so freaking proud of you.

He can't believe he's in love with someone so powerful and cool.

He actually cannot wait to fight actual bad guys along side you.

Yeah, Bakugo doesn't like teaming up with people.

But after that training session, he realizes you will always have his and everyone else's back.

You are capable of so much and he's happy he gets to watch you grow even more powerful then you already are.

When you're finally alone with Bakugo later that night, he tells you his thoughts- not the ones about you two fighting, he'll talk with you about those the next day

Bakugo struggles to get exactly what he wants to say all out, so please be patience with him.

He's still working on his communication skills for you 🥺

But here's just a shortened version of what he told you:

1) the obvious, how absolutely incredible you looked.

2) He's so proud of you.

3) He's looking forward to the days where you two work together and take down villains.

all of these are so sweet, but there's one that stands out the most.

When you started to date, you may have been unsure of how long this relationship would last...

but now Bakugo has given you an answer

and you two couldn't be happier :)

Bitches be like ''i'm a bakugo kinnie'' and then sob like midoroya when someone says something slightly mean or loud and has a hernia when someone say something slightly problematic.

It's you tumblr. You're bitches

hold me close

premise: bakugou x gn! reader

description: at seventeen years old, bakugou realizes he’s fallen—hard.

genre and warnings: a bit of angst (katsuki’s negative thoughts) but mainly fluff, hurt/comfort ig you could say?

author’s note: so i wrote 99% of this like last week and somehow never finished writing the last sentence or editing it 💀 i had something pretty different in mind tho and it ended up going in a different direction but i’m happy with how it came out. so there’s definitely going to be a part two!! but yea. i’ve never been in love but i feel like the stage in someone’s relationship where they finally say the first “i love you” is really special and has a lot of meaning, it changes things (in a good way). so i thought i’d write about it!! ALSO i would like to tell you all that @quirkfailure‘s big beautiful brain and what she said about falling asleep next to katsuki inspired the last part; it’s my favorite part so tysm jaegh >:] without further ado pls read and enjoy!!

“open your front door, idiot.”

“wha—”

“just do it.”

you checked the time: 4:15 am. nice.

still groggy from sleep, you slowly clambered out of bed and stumbled down the stairs, wondering why the hell your boyfriend called to ask you to open the door in the wee hours of the morning. in hindsight, it should have been more alarming, but you weren’t really thinking that clearly after just being woken up.

turning the lock as softly as you could, you cracked open the door and peered through. there stood katsuki, impatiently tapping his foot as if he didn’t just show up in front of your door at 4:15 in the freaking morning. now that he was standing right there in front of you, the reality of the situation dawned on you. on top of that, your parents would definitely freak out if they knew your boyfriend was outside of your house. or that you even had a boyfriend, for that matter.

“what the fuck?” you whisper-shouted. he only scowled.

“ya gonna let me in or what?” he didn’t really need to ask, though, since he was already pushing past you and entering the house. as you locked the door you were about to retort back with something when you suddenly heard the door to your parents’ bedroom creak open. you both froze.

“hey—oof!” grabbing him by the shoulders, you practically threw katsuki into the living room where he wouldn’t be seen from the stairs. and just in time, too, since you saw your mom’s figure emerge from her bedroom. by quickly giving the excuse that you just wanted some water, you succeeded in avoiding any suspicion from your parents. as soon as she disappeared back into the room, you turned to katsuki to interrogate him once more. now that he was inside, despite the dark, you could make out that his hair was more disheveled than usual, and he was wearing one of his skull shirts with some flannel pajamas pants. you’d never actually seen him in his pajamas, but that wasn’t the most jarring feature of his appearance. what you were surprised by was his red, blotchy face that couldn’t have been from the cold outside since it was a pretty warm night. you got closer to observe his bloodshot and puffy eyes, which only confirmed that thought. he’d been crying.

“katsuki,” you whispered, reaching a hand out to his face, “are you okay?”

for a moment he didn’t say anything, only staring hard back into your eyes. he squinted a little, and his eyebrows seemed to furrow a bit, possibly in frustration. he scoffed and looked away, grumbling out a quiet, “‘course i am, why wouldn’t i be?” but the way his voice came out a little shaky, and cracked slightly towards the end told you so otherwise.

“bullshit,” you whispered back almost immediately. but you didn’t pry, and instead took his hand, leading him to the kitchen. as you busied yourself with filling a glass of water, katsuki looked around in curiosity. he’d never been to your house before. “drink,” you said softly as you handed the water and took his hand, leading him quietly up the steps back to your room. once you got inside, you closed and locked the door as you moved to open the windows. the night was warm and sweet, so it’d be a waste to not indulge in it at least a little.

katsuki, on the other hand, stood in the corner, observing your childhood room. the pictures that lined the walls and the shelves of you at various ages with different relatives fascinated him; you had a whole life before you met him. baby pictures and stuffed animals from your younger years, band posters and polaroids of friends from your teenage years. family vacations, school pictures, kindergarten graduation. childhood crafts, awards and trophies, trinkets from friends. your whole life was encapsulated in that room, so it felt like he was somehow intruding. he shouldn’t be here, he thought. you had a whole life outside of him, outside of his mean words and cruel personality, so why did you make time for him? why him? he was a fucking jerk, right? he could feel his stomach churn; coming here was a mistake. the weight of the words that he brought with him dawned on him: he loved you. so, so much. there was no way that you could love him back, though—right? and there was no way he could give you what you deserved, give you a life you’d be happy living. not someone like him. so he succumbed to the voice in his head, and let it convince him, even if his heart pounded against his rib cage in a beat only for you, that he, katsuki bakugou, would never fit into your perfect life in the way he so desperately wanted to.

“hey,” you called, pulling him out of his thoughts as he saw you patting the space on the bed next to you. he couldn’t leave now, so he downed the glass of water in hopes that it would soothe the churning of his stomach (it didn’t) before hesitantly taking a seat on the edge of your bed. you reached a hand out to graze his, waiting for him to take it. his fingers twitched out of reflex, but he ultimately never did, only pulling his hand away and into his lap. he could feel your eyes burning into the side of his face, but he wouldn’t dare to look up at you. it hurt too much to even be in your presence at this point, yet at the same time he couldn’t find it in him to leave your side.

“why are you here?” your voice cut through the silence. katsuki knew you were only asking out of worry why he wasn’t at home and in bed at four in the morning but the question still hit a nerve. why was he here? why was he here with you? was it because he couldn’t sleep that whole night, thoughts of you and only you filling his head? was it because as the night went on, and he stared at the album full of your pictures on his phone that he realized the feeling that gripped him wasn’t just liking you anymore but overwhelming love? or was it because at that revelation his body began to shake and tears flooded his vision at how fucking scary it was to have fallen so, so hard? he didn’t know. but he did know that on that warm summer night the only warmth he’d ever want was yours, the only feeling he’d ever crave was you. so it was only natural that he ended up on your doorstep, saying every prayer he knew in hopes that you’d pick up your damn phone and let him in. let him into your house, into your life, into your heart, and hold him close.

realizing you were still waiting for an answer, he closed his eyes and took a shaky inhale to muster up as much strength as he could before he exhaled and opened his eyes, turning his head to look right at you. god, you were breathtaking, he thought. and take his breath away, you did. even though your face was still puffy from sleep, and your wrinkled pajamas clung to your body in the most unflattering ways, he couldn’t help the way his breath hitched in his throat at the sight of you. the way your eyes were filled with worry for him made his heart clench in both guilt and secret happiness that he was in your mind and in your thoughts. as he looked at you, the three simple words he’d wanted to say since he got there were so close to escaping his lips he thought he’d explode if he didn’t say them. he was scared, so scared, and you made him feel so weak that it hurt, but you were all he could see in that moment. and the sight of you made that voice in his head fall to its knees. so even though it screamed that this was a mistake, and that you deserved so much better, he let his tunnel vision take over and took that leap of faith his heart had wanted him to, hoping that you’d catch him and find a place for him in your heart despite it all.

“i love you,” katsuki said softly. “i want to be yours, if you’ll have me, and—i want you to be mine.” and there it was, all laid on in front of you. in a way it felt like he had ripped his heart right out of its chest and entrusted you with it, but it surprised him that in the actual moment it wasn’t painful at all. it felt natural, as if this moment was always meant to happen. he just hoped you felt the same.

the way your eyes widened in shock made his heart drop, though. he knew the severity of his words, and that returning them meant taking this relationship further, so of course you didn’t feel the same way, why would you? this was all a mistake, one big fucking mista—

“i love you too.”

now it was his turn to be surprised. “you do?”

you smiled, and he could’ve sworn you were like the sun. an overwhelming warmth came over him as you continued, “of course i love you, katsuki, did you think i didn’t? and i’ve always been yours, y’know, so of course you’re mine, too.” the way you said it made it seem so obvious, as if it was that simple. and maybe it was, because the way you looked at him made him feel like loving him was the easiest thing you could do.

he felt your arms wrap around him, pulling him towards you to hold him close. his arms did the same as you told him, “don’t doubt my love for you for a second.” and for a while you both sat there, only feeling the warmth of the other even as the sweet spring breeze flowed into your room. you continued to hold him in silence even as you felt hot tears stain your shoulder at your words, and his body began to shake once more. you held him even as the sun began to peek out from behind the horizon, signaling the start of something new. only when a yawn escaped your lips did you pull away to snuggle under the covers of your bed. katsuki sat there for a moment, but when you opened the blanket, looking at him expectantly, he clambered his way inside as well (you didn’t miss the flush on his face as he did). you both laid on your sides and stared at eachother, faces just a few inches away from each other and hands interlocked, until he leaned over to press a kiss to your forehead. “sleep,” he whispered, so you let yourself close your eyes. as you drifted off, you could feel his hand come up to your face, stroking your cheek as his lips softly peppered kisses to your sleepy face. he couldn’t help himself as he placed on on your temple, another two on each eyelid, and one even on your nose. you fell asleep calm, content, and so in love.

but katsuki, despite the slow rising of the sun, could only feel the hammering of his heart as he laid beside you. too much had just happened for him to sleep, but for once he didn’t mind since he got to watch you (he vaguely noted how creepy this technically was but he didn’t really care). you looked so calm and peaceful and oh so cozy, snuggled up in the plush blankets; it made his heart hurt. all he could think about in that moment was how he wanted to keep you all for himself, and protect you from anything else in the world, because he loved you.

as he continued to caress your face, he took another survey of your room. something suddenly caught his eye, something he hadn’t seen before. on your nightstand was a vase of dried flowers; he didn’t know how he didn’t notice it earlier, but now that he did he couldn’t unsee it. it was the same bouquet he gave you on your very first date from a few months ago—three months and three days ago to be exact. it sat right next to your bed, the same bed you woke up in every morning and went to sleep every night in. you kept them, and he realized that the closer he looked, in all of those pictures, all of those knick knacks and trinkets you kept around, he could be found somewhere in them all. you had interspersed him into the collage of your life: among your childhood stuffed animals were the plushies he won for you at the arcade; the array of pictures of your friends included him and his friends, too; sitting on top of the stack of fresh laundry in the corner was his sweatshirt you had taken from him the day prior. even in that moment, he was laying beside your seventeen-year-old self in the same bed your seven-year-old self slept in (no wonder he barely fit). it made that warm feeling come back again as he realized that you had already fit him into your perfect life without him even needing to ask. with that thought in mind, and the sun starting peek out from behind your neighbor’s house, he finally let himself close his eyes and fall into a deep slumber in your arms.

thanks for reading!! reblogs are greatly appreciated <33

AU where Bakugou watches as his stupid friends fall in love—

(and then meets us 🌷💧⛅️)

Hawks : Hey, are you a painting?

Dabi : no?

Hawks : cause i could really nail you on the wall ;)

Dabi : wha-

Shigiraki : the motherfucker said he wants to hang you.

bakugou's the kid who hates it when people touch him, but his love language is physical affection.

you come up to hug him and he dodges it like some sort of hardened professional who's been training for this moment for years.

and then a few hours later he pulls you into a rib crushing embrace to kiss you like it's his last.

BAKUGOU KATSUKI SOFT HEADCANONS

content warning: none. boom-boy deserves something soft.

you know those types of bf that bullies you?

yep. i headcanon bakugou as someone like that

he loves seeing the way your nose would scrunch and eyes shining, working on how to outsmart and retaliate

but he also knows your boundaries

he knows when enough is enough and which hurts you

he a soft boi behind closed doors

he's proud of you

number 0 fan

acing a quiz? his treat. passing an exam? homemade food for you. flipping off some jerks? you get a one week bento from him

likes cute café dates, movie dates, lunch dates but, a sucker for museum dates

let's hush-hush because he also loves home dates

there's something about knowing you, knowing how you treat other people that makes his heart clench, seeing how you prepare for your dates together

he doesn't like holding hands but, he LOVES LOVES LOVES it when you hold onto his arm or biceps

his heart clenches when he feels you squeezing or gripping it tight

loves being showered with kisses and hugs

kiss him on the nose, boop his nose, bite his nose

boom-boy melts like a putty on your hands

i headcanon him as someone who listens to k-indie and k-rnb songs, when the world is sleeping and it's only him that's awake

you caught him listening and humming to hoppipolla's your ocean when you woke up after an intense review session with the bakusquad

kicks you out of the kitchen but when you whine that you want to watch him cook, he slowly gives in

he can't resist the determined look in your eyes

"it tastes good. i made sure to get the exact brand of the ingredients."

he introduced you to his parents and Papa Bakugou was almost in tears when you slowly smiled at them, thanking them for bringing Katsuki in this world

he may be a menace but, you accept him

Mama Bakugou takes you out on dates too! buys you clothes and designer items just because she can and would get pouty when you turn her gifts down

when you both get into an argument and it gets heated, he won't try to fix it the same day because of y'alls temper

he would wait out until you're both in the right headspace to talk about it

"i'm sorry if i said those words to you. i never meant to hurt your feelings. i promise i won't do it again. but, you also hurt me when you told me that you don't trust me at all due to my quirk. we both know it's not a good thing when we argue in public. our relationship should be the both of us. it's not a group project where we need to involve other people."

you both apologized to each other and made amends

you also apologized to your classmates who was present when it happened

the type of bf who would let you do what you want to do while watching you fail at it

he's still bakugo katsuki, a menace

but he's your menace

im just saying if disney wants to make a disney princess crossover now is the perfect time to do it because mirabel’s reaction to everything is the funniest thing you could possibly give to us

like she’s in elsa’s special magic glacier house and she’s like “wow our encanto has never gotten this much snow. when my tia pepa makes it it really only makes a little pile before she calms down” and elsa’s like “i’m sorry when your tia pepa does what”

RANDOM BOYFRIEND!BAKUGOU HEADCANONS !

⟳ summary : the stuff you should expect when in a relationship with katsuki bakugou

tags % warnings : none !

author’s note. everybody say “thank you angie” for indirectly motivating me to write :)

♡ izuku ver. ♡ shouto ver.

he likes to send you voice memos, wishing you goodnight instead of texting it.

for your 6 month anniversary, he got you a golden nameplate necklace with his name on it to remind others you’re his.

in return, you bought him a bracelet with your name on it to remind others he’s yours.

STREET FOOD DATES ! STREET FOOD DATES !

tells mitsuki all about you, so he loves seeing get along with him mom ( we all know this man is a momma’s boy )

bakugou hugs you from the back and plants kisses on your neck and shoulder.

he takes skin care very seriously and for this reason he does face masks with you.

bakugou likes sitting with his head in between your thighs ‘since he’s more comfortable there’.

king of bringing you breakfast in bed !!

once a month, you guys cook a new meal to try together.

bakugou secretly enjoys color coordinating outfits with you because it’s a way to show you two are together without all the PDA.

uses his quirk to help warm you up, even though he told you it was going to be cold in the movie theatre.

study dates and museum dates — he likes to how off his knowledge, subtly.

play fighting. he usually wins so he collects his pay by making out with you on the floor.

while you play with his hair, bakugou tends to talk about future baby names.

prone to give forehead kisses and kisses on the knuckle.

comments and reblogs are greatly appreciated :) <3

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Incorrect Quotes with Class 1A

Class 1A x reader

Authors Note: We're just going to ignore the way I used first and last names ;)

Aizawa, driving Izuku and Y/N: So how was your day?

Izuku: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aizawa: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Aizawa: Oh, okay.

Aizawa: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Momo: What do you think Y/N and Izuku will do for a distraction?

Jiro: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Jiro: ... or they could do that.

Aizawa: Mic and I are having a baby.

Y/N: That's gre-

Aizawa, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Denki: I don’t know how to do that.

Ida: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Y/N: I don’t wear a watch.

Shinso: Time is a construct.

Denki: *Pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere*

Ojiro: Where did you get that?

Denki: My pocket.

Ojiro: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Denki: Skills.

Mina: Tell Todoroki about the birds and the bees.

Tokoyami: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Y/N: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Denki: The car takes a screenshot.

Bakugou: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Y/N: You have to apologize to Denki

Bakugo: Fine.

Bakugo: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Hagakure: If you had to choose between Y/N and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Uraraka: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Y/N: Uraraka!

Hagakure: 63 cents.

Uraraka: I'll take the money.

Y/N: Uraraka!!!

Mic: What's up?

Aizawa, after another day of dealing with class 1-A: My blood pressure.

Mina: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Denki: The cow???

Mina: What?

Y/N: Denki, W H Y?

Y/N: You know, Shinso, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Shinso: ...

Shinso: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

Y/N: any news?

Recovery girl: I'm just waiting for your x-ray

Y/N: But I've never dated anyone named ray

Recovery girl: and we might do a brain scan too

Y/N:*Sleepily* Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Izuku: ...What???

Aoyama: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Y/N: Is that a picture of you?

Aoyama: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Bakugo: I failed my safety training course today.

Kirishima: Why, what happened?

Bakugo: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Kirishima: And?

Bakugo: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Y/N: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Bakugo: And you came to me?

Ida: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Todoroki: Apparently, we're not.

Y/N: Here comes the lightning!

Y/N, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Denki: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

Y/N: *raises eyes*

Ida: Put those back down!

Kirishima: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Y/N: Kirishima, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Midoriya, to the group: Can you guys tell me what Eri is holding?

Bakugo: A pumpkin.

Iida: It is a pumpkin.

Kaminari: Spooky orange.

Uraraka: A pumpkin!!

Yaomomo: I think it's a pumpkin.

Midoriya: Eri, can you tell everyone what you're holding?

Eri, proudly: A Halloween apple!!

just some headcanons :)

Mean Tweets Pro Heros edition (Pro Heros read mean tweets)

Ochako: Uravity looks like the 23 year old substitute teacher that cries because she can't get the class to quiet down.

Ochako: . . .

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Denki: I swear to God I wanna shove my foot up Chargebolt's haNg 10 dUde California surfer ass so bad, like stfu PLEASE

Denki: [laughs]

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Katsuki: @Dynamite looks and sounds like a pomeranian getting his anal glands expressed at the vet.

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Momo: why tf would anyone choose Creati as a hero name, unless you were a pornstar on the side??

Momo: [looks at the camera confused]

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Tsuyu: Hearing @Froppy talk is probably what it feels like to have your butt plugged

Tsuyu:

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Kyouka, chuckling: @Earphone Jack looks like what happens when nipple piercings grow a body and personality.

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Ejirou: Red Riot looks like he picks up girls at gyms and dog parks

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Hanta: Cellophane is probably that uncle your mom tells you not to be alone with at family gatherings,with that [breaks into laughter] creepy ass chucky doll smile

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Mina: I hope you all have a good weekend!

Mina, laughing: Except for you @Pinky f*ck you.

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Aizawa: Eraserhead probably smells like cat piss.

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Shouto: Why does @Shouto look like the kid that deepthroats water fountains at the local park and school

Shouto: That's very unsanitary, and I always brought my own water bottle.

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Izuku: This one's, quite lengthy.

Izuku, reading: F*ck you, @Deku. You ugly piece of sh*t turtle looking divorced 40 year old soccer mom broccoli looking ass. . .

[camera zooms out to see Katsuki standing next to Deku with arms crossed lip syncing everything he reads]

Izuku: cunt f*cking motherf*cker, alien trying to act natural looking ass, clapping when the plane lands, mom said it's my turn to play on the xbox looking p*ssy ass bitch. F*ck you

Izuku, looking at Katsuki: . . .

Katsuki: [grins]

even more Encanto text posts

-Kazumi : do you love me because i have an amazing sense of humor?

-bakugou : babe, i love you despite your amazing sense of humor.

-bakugou : I'm 80% awesome, 20% water, and 100% powerful.

-mineta : that's 200%

-bakugou : I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

-kazumi : *spits water*

IZUKU MIDORYIA HEADCANONS!

HE'S SO <3

Blushes a LOT

A lot of freckles

HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY

A literal menace. Like that boy is evil.

He/him/they, panromantic, cis male, questions a lot tho

GAMER

He overworks himself a lot, so remind him to take breaks

CHAOTIC MF

He learnt not to take Bakugou’s BS so he purposefully teases him when he’s bored LMAO

Smells like a very soft vanilla HARD MITSKI STAN

Prefers nicknames, like zuku or izu

5’9

GIVES THE BEST ADVICE

Him and Bakugou are more like brothers than anything else

MOMMY’S BOY BUT ITS SO FUCKIN SWEET

Has a pet ferret called Eli

He’s actually really close with Mirio, as he sees him as an older brother

OBSESSED WITH MARVEL.

he treats Eri like his little sister 🙁

If you break or misplace his All Might merch; he will hunt you down like a ninja

Imagine Dragons stan

Disney obsessed hoe

HE LOVES ENCANTO SM (his fave movie)

Therapist friend but genuinely needs it the most

Tsu got him into crystals and he’s kinda hyper fixated on them now

Favourite song is Principal by Melanie Martinez

Favourite tv show is The good Doctor