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first year marauders, my beloveds

first year marauders where James is an absolute mamas boy, writing home every night

first year marauders where Peter is terrified of everything and everyone, and completely attached at the hip to James

first year marauders where Remus is so standoffish and doesn't even want to be at Hogwarts because of his condition

first years marauders where Sirius has realized that he can do whatever he wants so he stays up almost every night

remus “fuck the french” lupin and sirius “if you insist” black

love this so much man

I need a starchaser fanfic where James and Regulus end up going to bed drunk and the next day James wakes up with an amazing feeling and turns to see Regulus sitting in the armchair in his dorm and oh my Merlin is that a hickey on his neck?

And then James remembers the night before, how he started thinking about Lily and then his train of thought derailed with all that pale skin, the silver eyes darkened with desire, the dark hair messed up like James had never seen on Regulus, the warm and delicious blush that colored his face and went down his neck, making him almost edible. He remembers how Regulus chanted "James, James, James", so different from his usually cold "Potter"

But Regulus throws him out of the dorm after throwing his clothes at him and reiterates that the previous night was a mistake.

And now James can't forget any of this and talk about it to his friends and Sirius can't stand to hear his best friend/brother talk about his little brother like that anymore and Remus is having a great time telling everything to Regulus, who keeps glaring at him and telling him to shut up while trying to act like it didn't mean anything and acting cold to James again.

Lily can only watch the change in behavior and please, Moony, spill the beans, I need to know, it sounds like delicious gossip.

My first pandalily fanart ❤️

someone over on twitter rted art from @ kaikkuro_ saying it's jegulus so i had to draw it for them...

very into whatever this is

“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES POTTER YOU ARE SO LOVED BY ME

James, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Barty: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Barty: Here you go.

James:

Barty:

Regulus: Why am I here?

in all seriousness i better not see a single gif of that fuckass harry potter show on this hellsite.

don't make them, don't post them, don't reblog them. just don't give free advertising to a millionaire giddy over stripping trans people of their rights.