James Potter may be a bully but have you considered that he’s also my princess
james being a munch is cannon btw 🥰
regulus loves nothing more than james’s head between his thighs and curling his fingers in his hair.
Also I’ve been thinking at pure sexual tension of heavy breathing and almost kisses make me feel more than straight up penetration
…. I said it.
“honestly, just look at him, then look at me” okay regulus black talking about james after dorcas asks why he thinks james (who has been flirting openly with this man for months) doesn’t like him back.
james: can we not go to a restaurant tonight?
regulus: why? you love restaurants.
james: i feel like an abuser everytime we go out :(
regulus: youre so dramatic, it’s fine.
(at the restaurant)
waiter: (looking at regulus) and what would you like sir?
regulus:
james: (sigh)… he‘ll have the salad, please.
James, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Barty: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Barty: Here you go.
James:
Barty:
Regulus: Why am I here?
love this so much man
I need a starchaser fanfic where James and Regulus end up going to bed drunk and the next day James wakes up with an amazing feeling and turns to see Regulus sitting in the armchair in his dorm and oh my Merlin is that a hickey on his neck?
And then James remembers the night before, how he started thinking about Lily and then his train of thought derailed with all that pale skin, the silver eyes darkened with desire, the dark hair messed up like James had never seen on Regulus, the warm and delicious blush that colored his face and went down his neck, making him almost edible. He remembers how Regulus chanted "James, James, James", so different from his usually cold "Potter"
But Regulus throws him out of the dorm after throwing his clothes at him and reiterates that the previous night was a mistake.
And now James can't forget any of this and talk about it to his friends and Sirius can't stand to hear his best friend/brother talk about his little brother like that anymore and Remus is having a great time telling everything to Regulus, who keeps glaring at him and telling him to shut up while trying to act like it didn't mean anything and acting cold to James again.
Lily can only watch the change in behavior and please, Moony, spill the beans, I need to know, it sounds like delicious gossip.
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Crimson rivers 🔥
meanwhile regulus has extremely impure thoughts about james and will graphically describe them to evan
James has to stop himself every time he has an impure thought about Regulus because he feels so guilty and thinks he’s objectifying him
SORRY my pradas at the CLEANERS. along with my hoodie and my fuck you flips-flops
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