this is what it feels like to earn all 3 badges tbh
I got all the cat paws
I am now content. 
YO, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK OR INTERACT WITH THIS POST TO BE SPAMMED WITH MY BOOPS 😈😈
PLEASE RB FOR REACH
I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped
war never changes
PvP enabled? On my website?
Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.
I love spam
Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.
If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.
🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀
If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!
You will get good comments and kudos!
You will beat your writers block!
GO AND WRITE!
• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.
And to many some of us: • Porn (not the human beings in the porn) is disgusting. • (Some of us, but not all) also find porn degrading to human beings, especially women (simply because women are more often the central attraction in porn, not because they are women and therefore somehow magically more affected by sex than men.) • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.
Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.
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Edit: Whoa. I posted this less than two days ago (July 25th 2016) and already it’s by far my most popular post (4,300 notes). It’s awesome seeing this kind of response, and I’m happy I decided to make this even though it seemed silly at the time. I was writing it as a way to vent more than really thinking anything would come of it, but I couldn’t be more pleased.To the people saying thank you because they thought they were alone in being really annoyed and/or disgusted by the porn-bots: Thank you! I didn’t know so many people agreed on this issue. I thought I was in the quiet, silent minority. Now I’m rethinking that. It goes to show we’re more alike than we think.To everyone reblogging and tagging @staff : Thank you! I didn’t realize that was an option. How great would it be if something actually came of this?Of course, we could choose to go on other websites. But I’m guessing I’m not alone in my confusion as to why it’s easy to avoid porn on Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, DeviantArt, etc. etc. but close to impossible on Tumblr. I can’t imagine it’s beyond their capabilities to deal with this issue.Lastly, people have added a couple more reasons this is a problem. It’s a problem for:
• People who are repulsed by sexually explicit images • People who don’t mind “normal” sexual images but who can’t get the (often violent) hardcore gifs out of their minds after seeing them with an accidental preview. • People who are religious and disavow pornography. Obviously it’s not a sin if the contact with pornography is accidental, but it still causes negative guilt-like feelings, especially when they catch themselves linger over the images, even for curiosity’s sake. I’m sure there are even more. Edit #2: Some people have brought up their concerns about what I mean by “especially women” and if I mean to target sex workers as part of the problem. These are great questions! I address them here.
Edit #3: Even though I specifically said only some of us find hard-core porn disgusting, some people have brought up their concerns with what I mean by that as well. I can understand why you would feel that way, and really my beef about the porn-bots doesn’t need that to be effective, but in case you are curious. I discuss that here. If you are then further curious to see what kind of guy would have such strong opinions about porn, you can read this. I’m happy to talk about it with you, but please note this is not an open invitation to attack my beliefs. :)
Edit #4: One more quick edit before going to sleep for the night. I realize my plea for getting rid of the porn bots also touches on much more complicated issues that people have strong feelings about. Porn-use in general, sex workers, misogyny, philosophy, religion. It’s good to talk and even debate, try to understand each other better, but I also feel like this should be a more focussed thing. Let’s just deal with the one thing we agree with: the porn bots suck eggs and they need to go. By reblogging this, you are NOT saying you agree with whatever other beliefs I may hold. This is only about the porn bots. I should have been tighter on my original composition, focusing only on the porn bots. (Man, that’s a weird sentence.) I’m really sorry if I hurt anyone’s feelings today in our discussions. That’s not the kind of person I am, but short bursts of text are not the best medium for convey complex feelings and emotions. Goodnight.
I can smell you
What????
I’m rebloging this cuz I will lose it otherwise 
Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have
She needs it
give her a hug!
@gooseworx
this post lives in my head
The idea of the Ultrakill and Hollow Knight crossover came to me when a friend in Discord launched HK and asked me to draw something on the theme of the game. V1 and V2 are presented as failed vessels of the Pale King. After V1 defeated his sibling, they had to find a replacement in the form of a parasite - hair-worm. According to my idea, part of the moth tribe left Hallownest for the distant depths, after the majority decided to betray Radiance. And now they are waiting for her to return, but for now they store and protect the dead and the living on their territory. The betrayal of most of the tribe hardened their hearts, and now they are not passive, they all wear armor and weapons. The same Council, the same problems of blind faith and senseless oppression and punishment. And again, Gabriel, as the strongest, will destroy the Council, after he was defeated twice by some failed vessel of the Pale King. Sisyphus and Minos, as well as other sinners, will be spirits whose graves V1 will find on his way (probably he will take away the Nail of Dreams from some moth sucker).
ive figured it out, ive cracked the code.
how to tell which fandom that art with tons of eyes belongs to:
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
a sigil to ward off nonsense
Trans Peppino real, it’s true he told me himself :]
Will I ever be able to draw him consistently or will my art style keep changing every time… Who knows.
Safety shrimp
it was, I swear.