Sometimes A Family Is A Violin Teacher Who Is Also An Unwilling Agent Of Hell, Her Housekeeper, Her Student

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

i could but i figured why not just not do that

should i read the cruel prince?

yes. 1 million billion times yes. also why'd u send this as an ask literally just text me???

jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’

the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show

the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

superhero fans how's it feel to be winning

carly rae jepsen was actually a genius for writing "before you came into my life, i missed you so bad" i'm sorry y'all didn't understand her

Wanted to draw this bit from the original script

bro i love dr pepper this is working out perfectly

if we lived in the same state would you go on a romantic backyard date with me and watch the night at the museum trilogy and the 4th one when it comes out be so honest with me

yes i absolutely would but ONLY if you have dr pepper