He Said Just A Taste

He Said Just A Taste

He said just a taste

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1 month ago
A long, digital Undertale comic by @velvetwyrme. Up until the read more, each image (AKA page) has a classic two by two grid of four panels, with the title "comic sans comic" in the top left corner. 

The first panel is completely blank, and then Sans - a short skeleton wearing a hoodie, shorts, and socks with flip-flops - pops into existence. He comments, "huh. this isn't grillby's..." tapping a finger to his cheek confusedly, with a question mark beside his face. His dialogue is in the comic sans font. He grabs the bottom of the final panel, looking over to the left at the previous panel. "oh i see," he says, with a couple of exclamation points, "this is a 'comic'."
Sans keeps staring to the left consideringly, thinking, "a comic huh. so that must mean..." He looks towards the viewer as he finishes the thought aloud, "there's an audience. heya." He straightens up, putting his hands on his hips as he says, "i'm guessing... you're all here for one thing." He winks and holds a finger up. "'comic sans comic'" There are little sparkles surrounding his speech bubble.
"would you look at that. it's even right there in the title," Sans says. "title" is underlined and has a loopy arrow pointing to the title in the top left corner. Sans closes his eyes and shrugs. "welp. i better not keep you waiting. after all, i'd hate to leave you in..." The bottom of the panel begins fading out, and the final panel on the page is mostly faded. Sans has an eyebrow raised as he winks, and he chuckles as he says something, but only the letter S is visible as the first letter of the word.
The following page has the four panels, but they're all empty and the lines grow increasingly lighter. There's a small image that says, "comic sans comic continued under the cut!" with an arrow pointing down.
This image reads "comic sans comic continues under the cut!" with a small arrow pointing at the read more button.
This image completely white, with an ellipsis in the top left corner.
 "SANS!" is yelled in papyrus font. The ellipsis in the top corner has an exclamation point after it. (In the next few pages, it goes back to being a regular ellipsis.)
Papyrus - a taller skeleton wearing some sort of scarf, shorts, and boots - steps onto the page from the right, looking behind him as he calls, "SANS? UGH, THAT LAZYBONES. WHERE IS HE...?!"
He stumbles, shouting, "NYEH!?" in big, bold letters. He puts both hands on the sides of his face in shock. "T-THE COMIC!! IT'S GONE!"
Papyrus stomps forward, visibly angry as he shouts louder than before, "SANS!! WHERE ARE YOU??? THE COMIC HAS GONE MISSING!!"
The ellipsis in the top left corner is replaced with the title, "grow a spine, it's back!" Papyrus SMACKS into the side of where the fourth panel normally is, now returned to full bold lines. From offscreen on the right, Sans calls, "what do you mean? i'm right here."
The next page is titled "osteoporosis.jpg," and begins with Papyrus shoving himself off the side of the panel, glaring to the right as he says, "SANS." The speech bubble drips with malice, and Sans says, "oops." Sans comes into view, laughing nervously as Papyrus angrily dusts himself off. Sans sighs and says, "sorry for laughing. that wasn't humerus at all." Papyrus gives him a questioning look. Sans grins and tells him, "but this is." He puts his foot on top of a photo-realistic humerus bone, which a loopy arrow points to from "this."
The page is titled "it's poetry." Papyrus has his hands up by his face and says intensely, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." He slumps over to rest his head against Sans' shoulder, one hand on his head. "WHY DO YOU DO THIS BROTHER?? I AM AT A LOSS!!!" Sans shuffles in place a bit and looks away grinning. Papyrus straightens up partially to give him a flat look, and Sans tells him, "not sure 'bout that but, i hate to break it to you-" he points cheekily upward, winking "-the last page was too." The previous page does indeed resemble the loss meme.
The page is titled, "unfortunately - the title of this page is - also a haiku." Papyrus, in a reference to the famous haiku comic, pauses to consider this. He has a couple fingers held up and draws in the air with his other hand, squinting as he thinks. He's then drawn hyper realistically, glaring with bloodshot eyes. "NONE OF THOSE JOKES WERE FUNNY, SANS." Papyrus complains, pointing up at them as Sans just chuckles. "WAIT!!" Papyrus gasps, hands on the sides of his face. "THE AUDIENCE!!! THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO!! DISAPPOINTED!!" Papyrus is visibly distraught by this. Sans raises an eyebrow and asks, "...huh? why?"
The page is titled, "explaining the joke makes it not funny." Papyrus holds up a finger and says, "DON'T YOU REMEMBER?? THEY'RE ALL HERE FOR..." He throws his arm out dramatically. "A COMIC SANS COMIC!!" Small text under "comic sans comic" defines comic sans as "character/font" and comic as "comedian." Sans scratches his face and says, "huh. i thought they were here for a comic sans comic." Small text this time defines comic sans comic as "cartoon without cartoon." Papyrus glares at him, crossing his arms and saying, "WELL, ALL THEY ARE GETTING RIGHT NOW IS A... COMIC SANS COMIC." Small text defines it as "cartoon without comedy." Sans chuckles.
The page is titled, "he forgor." "WAIT!!" Papyrus cries, lightbulb going off. "SANS! I'VE GOT IT!" Sans simply asks, "huh?" Papyrus plucks out the third page, where Sans says he would hate to keep the audience in something, then fades away before finishing the sentence. He slaps the page in Sans' face, saying, "LOOK!!! THERE'S AN UNFINISHED JOKE HERE!" "wow." sans says. "i see." "IF IT'S FUNNY IT COULD... IT COULD SAVE THIS COMIC!!!" Papyrus declares. He clenches his fist passionately, going sparkley-eyed at the idea of it. He then puts his hands on his hips and asks, "SO! WHAT'S THE PAYOFF?" Sans shrugs. "i dunno. i forgot it."
The page is titled, "in too deep." Papyrus stares at Sans in angered disbelief and asks, "YOU... FORGOT IT?" "i forgot it," sans echoes casually. Papyrus throws his hands up, dislodging the page that was still stuck to Sans' face, and yells, "SANS!! WE'RE GOING TO BE IN DEBT!!!" Sans gives him a sheepish look. Papyrus covers his face with his hands, and Sans pats him consolingly, telling him, "don't worry bro, i can use..." He cups a hand to his face conspiratorially, smirking as he says, "'deez.'"
The page is titled, "cross-examination? cross-examine deez-" and is done in the Ace Attorney style. "SANS!" is drawn in the same style as "Objection!" might be - large, red letters with a spiky speech bubble behind it. Papyrus, on the defense's side of the courtroom, points dramatically and declares, "YOU CANNOT FOOL THE AUDIENCE (OR ME!!) WITH THESE JAUNTY JAPES OF YOURS!! THEY CANNOT ACCEPT 'DEEZ' AS PAYMENT!" He procures a paper from somewhere and taps it, continuing, "'DEEZ' IS NOT A VALID CURRENCY! THEY ARE NEITHER LEGAL NOR TENDER!! ... UNLIKE ME! (I AM VERY LEGAL AND TENDER.)" Sans holds up a mug. Two peanuts are shown in a little evidence square, presumably inside the mug. He counters, "heh. so what you're saying is... i would be paying them peanuts."
The page is titled, "his two cents" and is back to the regular style. Papyrus, holding a photo of the peanuts, says, "PRECISELY!" Sans looks down at his mug and says, "well... i guess i have a couple of pennies?" He mutters, "they were in the cup for some reason..." "WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE... THAT?" Papyrus, hands on hips, looks dubiously at the pennies, which Sans tosses up from the mug. "they're 'us-pence', that's the payoff," he tells Papyrus. "BUT THEY LOOK SO... ODD," Papyrus comments, raising an eyebrow. Sans catches the pennies out of the mug and curls them in his fist as he says, "us-pence, suspence... potato, potato... it all doesn't matter in..."
"The End" scrolls across the top of the final page. Sans grins and holds the pennies out to the audience. The two pennies each have an among us crewmate on them, with Sans and Papyrus' faces where the face plates are. They're labeled "suspicious us-pence."
There's a "bone-us," done in the classic Undertale dialogue with text boxes and face sprites:
Sans: now that that's over, i need a drink.
Papyrus: HOW ABOUT SOMETHING FRUITY?
Papyrus: LIKE METTATON'S NEW JUICE FLAVOR?
Papyrus: PIZZAZZ PUNCH!!!
Papyrus: PACKED WITH REAL PUNCHES! AND REAL PIZZA!!!
Sans: it's pretty popular. we might have to queue up.
The final two text boxes are narration and say, "Luckily, when they arrived, there was no... / ... punch line."

comic sans comic

Thank you for reading!

EDIT because people keep missing my footnote in the page itself: the top two panels in the "unfortunately [...] a haiku" page are a reference to THIS comic!

4 years ago

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

11 months ago

It's so weird talking to people who's view of "here's the way life is for everyone" is shattered as soon as they talk to someone with disabilities (physical, mental illness, any). Like you'll say you'll have a problem and instead of helping you they'll argue with you about how you're not actually facing that problem. Like,

Me: Hey, I'm really struggling to find a job and a part of it is my resume. I was depressed & psychotic during highschool so I didn't do anything to gain skills or achievements to put on my resume. I also don't have anyone to put as a reference. What can I do?

Them: You can add your skills, hobbies, clubs you're in, and different volunteer work you've done! You can also get your teacher as a reference.

Me: I already know what to put on a resume, my issue is that I don't have things that I can use. Also, I'm in my mid 20s so I don't know if I can put my highschool teacher as a reference.

Them: Well if you're a part of a church or an activity group, you could add that. Also, think of any projects you've worked on in the past.

Me: I already know you can put these things on a resume. I'm not looking for suggests of things I've already done, I'm looking for what I can do now if I haven't done anything.

Them: There's no way you didn't do anything during highschool?? What about some odd jobs you definitely did for extra money, like babysitting or mowing the lawn?

Me: I spent all of highschool either in modified classes or in bed doing nothing - not even hobbies, what about that do you not understand?

And then you talk to someone who's also disabled and they're like "Here's a bunch of jobs you can do from home that don't pay much but look good on a resume, here's some free online courses that also look good on a resume, here's how you can be making small amounts of money in the meantime, here's some things you can put besides a professional reference, and here are your rights if your future employer tries to take advantage of your disability - which you probably shouldn't tell them about unless you need accommodations."

And suddenly my will to continue trying returns!

1 year ago
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.
Deer And Jackdaws.

Deer and jackdaws.

The birds feed on ticks from the deer, and also assist in removing velvet from growing antlers.

1 year ago
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2
Signs Of Hell From Good Omens Season 2

Signs of Hell from Good Omens season 2

5 years ago

Horrific Headcanons

Send a symbol for a headcanon about my muse. All horror/angst/scifi related.

✘ Have they ever committed a murder? ▼ What is their greatest fear? ✿ Would they ever trust dark or wicked magic? △ Name one thing from their past that they regret. ✂ If they had to choose one weapon to carry forever, what would it be? ☣ Would they kill someone close to them if they had to? ☢ Would they survive an apocalyptic situation? ❣ If someone had the power to bring them back after death, would they want them to? ☠ Do they fear death? ♱ What do they think awaits them after death? ¿ Are they easily frightened? ╳ How would they react to seeing a loved one become possessed? ☹ Name one person they would kill for. ☼ If they had the choice to be immortal with one other person, who would they choose? ☎ How would they react to receiving a phone call from a deceased love one? ★ Do they have a favorite scary movie? Book? Show? ♣ Do they believe the world is made up of good and evil? ♥ Have they ever acting out of heartlessness? ☾ What is their favorite and least favorite thing about the night? ψ Do they think they deserve punishment for their wrongdoings? ϟ Have they ever gotten pleasure from causing others pain? ♚ Do they consider themselves to be evil? ♒ If they could choose how to die, how would they want to go? ™ Are they possessive? ✔ Are they holding a grudge against anyone? ◯ Do they believe in ghosts? ✦ Who is their favorite villain? ☄ While watching a scary movie, are they the one clinging to a friend or being clung to? 웃 Do they believe in aliens?

4 years ago

Come get this dick-fil-a

4 years ago
Please Repost And Share This Information.

Please repost and share this information.

This is very scary and concerning for black people. AGAIN DEHUMANIZING BLACK PEOPLE

Black people health conditions aren't taken seriously compared to others.Many black people are scared to go to the hospital for this reason

Black women are 4x likely to die from complications of childbirth than white women in the United states.they've had experience that has unacceptably poor maternal health outcomes


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4 years ago
DIY Crochet Skull Shawl Free Pattern

DIY Crochet Skull Shawl Free Pattern

Updated 2019

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