And, If You Can’t Get Toasted Pearl Couscous Handpicked And Blessed By A Moroccan Shaman On The First

just ate up all those tags when you could be writing it yourself...

there are so many 6k, 10k, hell even 20k that suck at the build-up for the MOST mediocre smut.

there are many blogs that are all fluff no smut strictly, instead of eating up tags, you could ask for recs.

what is with this new wave of short ass drabbles with porn and zero plot what happened to yearning?? what happened to build up?? what happened to the character being absolutely down bad for reader?? what happened to the 10k words fics?? screaming crying and throwing up i miss it

Im guessing no☹️💀

So Bre are you dead or not⁉️

coach geno on what he sees in DT & Paige

You’re so stupid. Bre’s family doesn’t want the autopsy photos released. Her boyfriend has her laptop.

Why tf would I need autopsy photos to know if someone is dead...death certificate, making a post on her account to tell everyone, dms to her friends explaining what happened.

If you're gonna fake your death so it right you stupid slut😒

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CARROT AND DIE

A carrot is all you could come up with...you're 24

Both

When they go low, I go lower

And I won🫶🏾

Sunday Kind of Love : Frat Mark

🌙 staring. Mark x afab!Reader

🔮 synopsis.Mark is fine with having a crush on the girl in the library. He’s fine watching her from afar. And he’s fine with never speaking a word to the girl who he spends many nights chasing in his dreams. But fate, and a few nosey frat brothers, think Mark would be much better if he was forced to talk to the cute girl from the library that he can’t seem to get out of his head. 

tw/cw. inexperienced/soft reader, frat nct, extreme pining, tooth hurting sweetness, the softest boy in the world, a love so pure it’s going to hurt you, oral (f/m receiving), dry humping, tiddie worship, multiple orgasms, switchy/no bdsm role Mark, etc..

👹 rating.18+ explicit I wc. 35.8k

🍭 aus. Frat au!, slow burn, soft boy x sweet girl, library romance, frat found family, general frat shenanigans, etc…

☀️ mlist + an. music inspo: Sweet boi (chevvy) - Flaming hot cheetos (clairo) - Pink bubblegum (lavi) - Sunday Kind of Love  (Etta James) -  I’m Yours  (Jason Mraz) - frat au masterlist

1: Thursday - October 23rd

“I’m not telling you who she is, or you’ll do something weird,” Mark states firmly as he leads Jungwoo up the campus library steps. “I told you, I’d walk with you here, but now you have to leave me alone, and go work on your project.”

“But I wanna see the pretty girl,” Jungwoo whines, which always draws a few eyes of people in the surrounding area. A few girls look over and heat flares across the Canadian’s skin. Usually Mark caves under pressure, especially the pressure of people watching a six foot two puppy man make baby faces at him, but today the Canadian music theory major stands firm.

“No.” Mark adjusts the baseball cap on his head, shielding his eyes from his friend and pushing his glasses back up his nose. “Have fun on your group project”

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Listen, ik we all wanted to see Juju v Paige— but i’m absolutely gutted due to the loss of Juju bc of a torn ACL, prayers up.

Obsessed. ✷ Paige Bueckers

Pairing: Paige Bueckers x Gf!reader

Summary: You’re obsessed with your girlfriend’s biceps!

Word Count: 400+ words

Disclaimer/s: none! just fluff :3

Vera’s Voice! very short but a whole lotta gay, thank you. ENJOY!!!!! Smirk. # I love my girlfriend

The room was dimly lit, the soft glow of the TV flickering against the walls. You weren’t really paying attention to the movie, though—not when Paige was lying beside you in nothing but a sports bra and sweatpants, her arm resting lazily across your waist.

You traced slow circles over her skin, your fingertips brushing the firm muscle of her bicep. You could feel it shift slightly whenever she moved, the definition unmistakable even in the relaxed way she held herself.

“You good?” Paige murmured, her voice low and amused.

“Mhm,” You hummed, letting your palm smooth over her arm. “Just admiring.”

Paige huffed out a quiet laugh, turning her head to look at you. “Admiring what, exactly?”

You squeezed lightly around the muscle, as if to make a point. “These,” you said simply, pressing a kiss to her shoulder.

Paige rolled her eyes, but there was a smile tugging at her lips. “You’re so weird.”

You grinned, tilting your chin up to look at her. “Not my fault,” You chimed. “It’s unfairly hot.”

She gave a little shake of her head, but she didn’t stop you when you continued running your hands along her arm, mapping the shape of it with quiet fascination.

After a moment, a thought crossed your mind, and you sat up a little, reaching toward your nightstand.

Paige lifted a brow, watching as you rummaged through the drawer. “What are you doing?”

You pulled out a ribbon, soft and slightly worn from the countless times you’d tied it into your hair.

Twisting back toward her, you dangled it in front of her face with a mischievous look.

“I wanna try something,” You said.

Paige eyed the ribbon, then you, a slow smirk curving her lips. “Should I be concerned?”

You shook your head, looping the ribbon around the peak of her bicep and tying it into a neat little bow. “Okay,” you said, leaning back to admire your work.

“Now flex.”

Paige let out a quiet chuckle but did as you asked, raising her arm and tightening the muscle beneath the ribbon.

For a second, it held—but then, with a sharp snap, the fabric split apart, falling to the sheets.

You blinked, staring at it. Paige, meanwhile, had thrown her head back in laughter, shaking her head at you.

“Did you think that was gonna hold?” She teased.

You looked between her and the broken ribbon, “That..” You let out a breathless laugh of your own. “That was.. oh wow.”

Paige grinned, tugging you back down beside her, her arm wrapping around you again with ease. “Obsessed, much?”

You nuzzled into her, smiling against her shoulder. “Obviously,” You mumbled, your fingers finding their way back to her arm.

“Now flex again.”

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my dad, mocking that one hidalgo commercial: “there’s only one thing i hate more than losing, and that’s lesbians”