Latest Posts by salemsuccss - Page 11

you’re just jealous that iszy is your only friend and nobody else likes you

You're only friend got banished from a fandom because y'all were saying slurs🤭

The call has to be coming from inside the house because, unlike you I actually have more than one friend. Mine are irl tho, I can talk to them face to face, laugh and giggle, hug them, cry on their shoulders if needed. They love me for me but does anybody actually love you?🙂

You're so fucking stupid, we live 30 minutes away LMAO. I have my own place until the semester ends, we sleep over once in a while💀

You still have YET to show the proof that you seem to have. Just leave like your little lap dog did.

And most people don’t log into other peoples accounts. We literally have proof.

"proof"... I can make my own accounts to do whatever, why would I use a friends account 💀

I don't give a fuck about either of y'all to "stalk" y'all through my friends.

Show the proof. If there's even a small detail wrong, I will make it my life goal to tear your worlds apart slowly...

Like I said before,

Stfu or be an adult and stop hiding

Maybe you shouldn’t have made your tumblr the same name as your instagram like an idiot.

I don't give a fuck about that☝🏾

Why go to my Instagram...Did you wanna see how pretty I was? You could have asked💖

I'm the idiot but someone's twt is the same as their Tumblr 👀💖

Doesn’t…. Doesn’t most of the fandom fantasize over ‘teenagers’? (Particularly Chase?)

Does most of the fandom try to unmix their DNA to make their weird fucking ships work...okay then

Accusing me of stalking is so fucking funny LMAO. Especially when a certain 18yr pops up on MY INSTAGRAM WHEN ITS NOT LISTED IN MY BIO.

Its also funny when you have me blocked but unblock me at random to call me out my name and accuse me of shit.

Stop being a pussy and have a one on one since you obviously have some "important" shit to say.

Act like an adult for once in your life.

You need to stop being so high and mighty and bragging that you don’t like someone or there ships without even knowing them.

Never bragged about it, that's not even close to how bragging works.

I asked a question and have yet to get an answer. I didn't know that grown adults like to beat around the bush like that.

I don't want to get to know incest lovers and their weird bearly legal super friend🤷🏾‍♀️

Answer my question or stfu.

Quick question Bre, why Kazzy pull up on my Instagram?

Tell her to send that message🫶🏾

Iszy thinks that Marcus, Chase, etc are hot too you hypocritical bitch

This isn't about Iszy bitch, it's about YOU. The difference between you and EVERYONE ELSE IS THEIR AGE

Are you fucking okay⁉️

Who tf cares if teenagers have sex irl all the time. It's weird af to sexualize then and write about it. Weird af tryna justify that shit🤷🏾‍♀️

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE EEEEE

Forest scavenging haul

go die in a fire you stalking, boot licking bastard

Wahhhh WAHHHH mommy the loser with no friends left is calling me mean names... HAHAHAAH

Do you even know what a boot licker is lmao

How much of a pussy do you have to be to fight in anons only🤭

Also you didn’t have to delete stuff on your blog because your original account got rightfully removed for harassment.

Harassment...that's so fucking funny you hypocrite. You're over here in everybodys anons acting like a fuckin fool at 24yrs, on multiple accounts!!! The only reason my account is gone is because of your little doggy that you couldn't get in line. They mass reported so many accounts, but they had the energy to STILL be in my anons UNTILL my account got removed.

Idc that my blog got removed, I still have ss of your bullshit. Me saying I didn't have to delete anything is countering your "they like serial killers" bs, which you had NO PROOF. You're fucking stupid for an adult. So stfu and get a fuckin life.

Bre stfu, no one cares 😒

Mine always does tongue 💯

Bro how could you kiss a girl after she sucked yo dick lol

With tongue

I hope you saw your grandparents die.

I wasn't born then but okay LMAO

You accused me of liking serial killers with NO EVIDENCE what so ever, I haven't deleted a thing on my blog. Quit being delusional and get a life☝🏾

Ps. You're too old to have these weak ass comebacks, ask your bitchy 18yr for some🤭🤷🏾‍♀️

Never to be seen again…..

All of us rn

Me since the trailer came out:

More black/brown hello kitty for hello kitty girlz 🎀

Today’s warm-up: Armin <3

whatever *becomes weirder out of spite*

They been on my shit too, why hide pookie😋

Be big an bold at your big age

Why are you upset about being blocked by someone that you were mean to?

not mean, direct and honest

You are a horrible person and deserve to walk in on your grandparents fucking.

Sorry I don't support incest and believe that people who do, should burn in hell and have their entire life destroyed

about you

pairing(s): chad meeks-martin x fem!reader

summary: in which chad always gets a little bit forgetful when he's drunk, i mean sometimes he even forgets you're his girlfriend.

warning(s): none really just fluff, drunk chad and unedited work

© msgorillagripcoochie , do not steal, post on third party sites or translate my work

"You got a boyfriend?" The slurred question that Chad had asked made you giggle softly "Why?" You asked looking at your very drunk boyfriend "I just think you're really pretty." He hummed a lazy smile on his lips as he leaned back against the couch cushions. "Like beyond pretty."

"Well, I do have a boyfriend." He groaned in response "Are all the pretty girls taken?"

"You got a girlfriend?" You asked for the fun of it and he pouts "No." He shook his head "To be honest I hardly know where I am right now." You're able to make out from his jumbled words and you let out a soft hum in response leaning forward taking the drink from his hand "How many drinks have you had?" You asked placing the cup on the table where it was out of his reach "Not many." But the way his eyes closed told you all you needed to know.

"Come on." You stood up from the couch reaching out your hand deciding it was better to take him back to your room, he looked up at you tilting his head "Where?"

"To my room." He gasped dramatically staring at your extended hand "What about your boyfriend?" You raised an eyebrow before rolling your eyes "Come on." He hesitated for a moment before taking your hand letting you pull him up.

"Hey! This looks like my sister Mindy." He grabbed the picture frame that had resided on your table lifting it up to his face to look closely "And that looks like Tara and Ethan!" He turned the picture frame to you pushing it in your face so you could see the photo that you had taken with the group. You found it quite funny that he seemed to remember them and not you.

It wasn't long until he was stumbling into your room as you flicked on the light "Woah, this is a really nice room." You chuckled as he bumped into the dresser.

"You should think so you help me decorate it." You mutter under your breath which he doesn't really catch because he's playing with the trinkets that laid on your bedside table.

He gasped again "Is Ethan your boyfriend?" You shake your head taking the photo from his hands "No, my boyfriend's name is Chad." You move past him to put the photo back. "My name's Chad." He pointed at himself "Is there another Chad?"

"No, you're my boyfriend." You laugh trying to help him take off his jacket "No, no, I think I'd remember if I had a super hot babe girlfriend like you." He lets you slide the jacket off his shoulders "Too bad you don't ."

"Holy shit you are my girlfriend."

"Am I your boyfriend?" He stopped for a moment in the middle of the room, questiong everything. "Can you come lay down please? You're drunk." He eventually gives up thinking about it throwing himself on your small bed.

He stares at you for a moment as you fix around your room and then he catches another picture frame and there he is in a photo, his lips pressed against your cheek holding you flush against his body.

You snort looking at him "Goodnight Chad."

"Goodnight my super hot girlfriend."

───── a/n: yall requested chad fluff and this is what i have so i hope you love, it's kind of bad im sorry but feel free to request and tell me what you think.

I need more💕

plug eren bf heafcanons?? ;)

Plug!Eren bf headcanons 😘

-after y’alls first “smoke session” you never pay for weed again. He literally won’t let you. 

-tbh he didn't make it official until he saw you on campus getting a little too close to one of your class friends

↑You were just talking to Armin about the essay that was due soon. Nothing nefarious. So maybe Armin had a crush on you, but you didn’t know that. You’d been friends for a while, so you didn’t think much of it when Armin said that you had an eyelash on your cheek and he would get it for you. Eren was just coming out of his business management class when he saw you. Rather, he saw some blond boy gently grabbing your face with one hand and wiping your cheek with the other. Needless to say, he took you to his apartment and fucked some sense into you. He had you on your back with your knees pressed against your tits. The man had you folded like a lawnchair and somehow expected you to respond. “Don’t let that dork ass boy touch what's mine. You’re my girl. I don’t give a fuck what label you gotta call it. My woman, my girlfriend, my bitch. You’re mine, you’re all fucking mine, you hear me?” He says while he pounds into you. You’re too fucked out to even comprehend what he’s saying. All you can do is let out a breathy ‘uh-huh’ as your eyes roll back.

-he rarely calls you by your name, it's always ‘pretty, mama, babygirl’

-Eren likes getting you expensive gifts. Once, he got you a white gold and diamond anklet with an E charm. He likes to see it when he puts you in a mating press

-if you’re out with him, there’s a good chance you’ll have to ride with him while he does business. After you make some offhand remark about his crazy ‘work’ hours he replied, “I’m like a doctor, baby, I get called in when my patients need me”

-if you’re reading, either for a class or for fun, he always comes up behind you and kisses the top of your head before rubbing your shoulders, giving you mini massage

-he LOVES taking you to parties and showing you off. You were never really a party girl (hello social anxiety) but his presence made you so comfortable and safe that you started to like going to parties with him

-teaches you how to roll blunts and eventually almost always has you roll for him. He says they’re always sweeter when you do it ♡

I hope you like it! this is my first anon hehe

this is my first ever fic 🥹 so um yeah

plug!eren x nerdy!chubby!reader

word count- 1686

summary- you’re a stressed college kid that just needs to relax

MINORS DNI please‼️‼️

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how the fuck did k*sidy find my instagram just to fucking comment hate on it. jesus