Shit

Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts in The Umbrella Academy S02E10 "The End of Something".

You're not even worth my wrath.

I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing

drake?

yeah josh?

wheres net neutrality?

me in a moshpit: sorry, sorry, excuse me, oh my god i’m so sorry, excuse me, sorry

in the labyrinth, the catipede will help you find your way

the female impressionists…………………… they Knew……………..

Nintendogs Chihuahua & Friends (2005)

some 16 year old who buys crystals off the internet and wears overalls: mom, you’re just grounding me because your mars is in venus so youre prone to bouts of anger, and your pisces sun taurus moon aries rising boss demoted you during a waning moon

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”