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I just went to Wattpad for a second, ran back to AO3 immediately, those 13 year olds need to touch some grass
jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life
Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row
Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this
Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won
Tim:
Dick:
Jason: :)
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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.
Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool
Damien:
Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk
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JL: He came back... Wrong
Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died
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Roy: So... How was death?
Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back
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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?
Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out
does anyone have any good professor overshare x professor brickwall fic recommendations?
I just read 'Professor Todd's Mysterious Man' by TaxiCabToSlowtown
and I enjoyed it a lot. i have also read a jayvic version of this trope, but I can't find more
I saw a post about how many people you need to kill to make a sword out of the blood of your enemies, it said four hundred people, but that's bull
short math
The typical range for blood ferritin is: For men, 24 to 336 micrograms per liter. For women, 11 to 307 micrograms per liter.
An average adult human has around 5 litres of blood
a sword needs, let's say, 2,5 kg of iron
5 x 200 x 10^-6= 0.001 g
2500 : 0.001= 2500000
you need to kill 2.5 million people if you want a sword made of blood
(what am I doing with my life)
why are there no Nightwing sweaters with the words I love Dick. I need this.
Update: I made the sweater but couldn't find a site where I could give the shoulder two stripes.
am I the only one who doesn't headcanon Percy Jackson as a Gryffindor? I have read a lot of fanfics where they put Percy in Gryffindor and I don't think it would be his Hogwarts house.
And even though Percy is brave and known for helping people, his fatal flaw is loyalty!!! that is the most Hufflepuff trait you can have! And of course, Hufflepuff isn't as "cool" and awesome as Gryffindor, but Percy would be a perfect puff.
For those who forgot, these are Hogwarts' house traits.
Gryffindors: bravery helping others, and chivalry.
Hufflepuffs: hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.
Ravenclaws: intelligence, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit.
Slytherins: ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.
I am a big Percy Jackson fan but one thing always annoyed me about the big prophesy
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
A hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days,
Olympus to preserve or raze.
do you notice how they say "eldest gods". Everyone assumes it is about one of the children of the "big three" (Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon). They are not the only "eldest gods" around. If you think about it, this could also be about Demeter! (Hera and Hestia are both unable to get half-blood children, Hera can't cheat and Hestia is a maiden goddess who made a vow of chastity.) And there is more, Aphrodite is the oldest god! She was a child of Uranus (something explained in Heroes of Olympus). So why wasn't Silena Beauregard not the one in the prophesy??? She was 16 17ish when she died!!!!!
So they could've said big three, oldest brothers, etc.
when you're about to start (and probably finish) a 200,000 word fic, and you should've been asleep four hours ago
What if, reverse falls Dipper's real name was Tyrone, and he wished he was named Mason?