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I SAW ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE A FEW DAYS AGO i am literally obsessed so i drew my two fav sillies

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EAT ALL THE POPTARTS

i dunno. caption this.

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, dermatillomania, and skin conditions have a good day today

Just realized I had the polls feature so I wanted to try something that I've always been wanting to find out about sky-

If anyone hasn't said it.....Yahoo answers, Youtube rewind and Balan Wonderworld

Reply/tag with the worst possible franchise that could be handed to Lin Manuel Miranda to be turned into a musical. My current frontrunner is Ready Player One.

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

My take on the Wizard from Stardew Valley

Name : Magnus Rasmodeus 

Canon Changes : There’s a pretty big one, but I don’t want to ruin the element of surprise. For now, I’ll just say keep your eyes and ears open. ;) 

Traits : Mysterious. Herbalist. Loner. Stoic. Eccentric. 

Bonus Traits : Ancient Bloodline. Collector. Calming Aura. Long lived.  Independent. Legendary Stamina. Mystical Sensing. Observant. Sacred Knitting Knowledge. Visionary. Child of Nature. Language Savant. 

Wonderful Whims Traits : Everyman. Hero. 

Aspiration : Purveyor of Potions 

Birthday / Star Sign : Winter 17. Capricorn. 

Lifestyle (s) : Technophobe. 

Uni Degree : Art History Degree with Honors 

Job / Career : Mystic Healer

Favorite Colors : purple 

Favorite Music : Strange Tunes (I mean, have you heard his theme music in Stardew Valley? It’s pretty funky and strange… and I say that with the utmost respect) 

Familiar: Cinder, phoenix 

Secrets :

speaks 6 languages:  Simlish, Komorebego, Windenburgish, Toki Sulani, Selvadoradian, and he’s fluent in Sixami. This allowed him to negotiate and work as a translator during the First and Second Xeno Wars. 

once taught an art class at the University of Britchester, but left because he couldn’t get along with other wizards… ahem! excuse me… spellcasters or enchanters as they like to be called because they think they are better than everyone… yes, someone has an ax to grind. 

He possesses Sacred Knitting Knowledge, that Emily is desperate to get her hands on. 

some say he’s immortal, but that’s just wizard speak for incredibly long lived. He won’t die of old age or disease, but he could die. 

Became reclusive after an experiment gone horribly wrong, which scarred him for life and cost another person their life.