It's my birthday!!
And look who came to celebrate??
I also managed to save their birthday lines.
by ciel
I am not a lawyer, but I can decently interpret legalese and, being as I also suffer from tl;dr syndrome and assume others may as well, I took one for the team and went through the updated TOS for the post+ accounts and highlighted (what I understand to be) the most pertinent information, which ultimately comes down to this:
If anyone is a lawyer and knows I've gotten any of this wrong, please do not hesitate to correct me/this post.
Screenshots taken from Tumblr's TOS (updated 7-21-21), Stripe's Account Agreement, and the post+ FAQs.
Name : Magnus Rasmodeus
Canon Changes : There’s a pretty big one, but I don’t want to ruin the element of surprise. For now, I’ll just say keep your eyes and ears open. ;)
Traits : Mysterious. Herbalist. Loner. Stoic. Eccentric.
Bonus Traits : Ancient Bloodline. Collector. Calming Aura. Long lived. Independent. Legendary Stamina. Mystical Sensing. Observant. Sacred Knitting Knowledge. Visionary. Child of Nature. Language Savant.
Wonderful Whims Traits : Everyman. Hero.
Aspiration : Purveyor of Potions
Birthday / Star Sign : Winter 17. Capricorn.
Lifestyle (s) : Technophobe.
Uni Degree : Art History Degree with Honors
Job / Career : Mystic Healer
Favorite Colors : purple
Favorite Music : Strange Tunes (I mean, have you heard his theme music in Stardew Valley? It’s pretty funky and strange… and I say that with the utmost respect)
Familiar: Cinder, phoenix
Secrets :
speaks 6 languages: Simlish, Komorebego, Windenburgish, Toki Sulani, Selvadoradian, and he’s fluent in Sixami. This allowed him to negotiate and work as a translator during the First and Second Xeno Wars.
once taught an art class at the University of Britchester, but left because he couldn’t get along with other wizards… ahem! excuse me… spellcasters or enchanters as they like to be called because they think they are better than everyone… yes, someone has an ax to grind.
He possesses Sacred Knitting Knowledge, that Emily is desperate to get her hands on.
some say he’s immortal, but that’s just wizard speak for incredibly long lived. He won’t die of old age or disease, but he could die.
Became reclusive after an experiment gone horribly wrong, which scarred him for life and cost another person their life.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OB_zzIz79PT2wGIV8iObFXCcrCD2cNfl/view?usp=drivesdk
My heartbeat after I came back upstairs from breakfast.
These things are true & Lucien's sexy
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EAT ALL THE POPTARTS
i dunno. caption this.
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