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Remus: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has way less space to be bottled up in.

Logan: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Patton: Spiders.

Janus: Wasps.

Roman: Virgil.

I have prinxiety brain rot

(Inspired by this post)

You, uh, got something on your arm.

Mr Sanders... I know we share the same brain, but please, be more subtle, this is getting ridiculous /j

YES.

Remus is creating really good yet creepy paintings of spiders, and Virgil walks in when he's finished a few of them

Virgil's like "wow these are really cool, did you actually draw these?!" And this emo's like super excited and stimmy because spiders are his thing y'know

Remus almost starts crying cause he hardly gets and recognition for his art skills and it's his crush that's telling him how amazing his drawings are and he can't-

Remus: So, Roman and Virgil are dating?

Janus: Yes, although they don't know it yet.

Soulmate September - Day 10

Day 10 - You are born with a birthmark, similar to a tattoo, that is shared by your soulmate.

Pairing(s): Romantic Anaroceit, Romantic RemSleep, Ambiguous Poly Glasses Gays 

TWs: Swearing, Remus being Remus, animal death metions briefly, implied sexual mention once I think? 

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Why was it so difficult to simply bring together two handsome, obnoxious soulmates?

How could grown men be this dense?!Virgil had been trying for MONTHS at this point to get these idiots to date, yet for some reason 

Instead of wanting to date each other, they both seemed far more interested in someone else.

In him.

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Hi, im basically dead, but like ✨intrulogical✨

(incorrect quote cr. @/sunshineemomare on twitter)

I crawl out of the dark like once a month to say hi, so hi, anyway, general taglist

Taglisttt

@shesavampirequeen

@rosesandstuff

@loganberrysanders

@midnightcandy

@spaceviolett

@sticksandanxiety

@dante1138

@fanaticalfamder

@allycat31415

@oakskull

@lunatrixyl

@theangelsoars

@starrycari

@because-hes-my-hero

@hell-or-high-waters

@acompletemusicalnerd

@the-parentheticals

@ollyollyoxinfree

I was bored so have some Creativitwins in skirts!!

Bonus:

Just gonna leave this here on your dash yup