Why Not

Draco surprising Harry at the Dursley’s 

*Credit goes to patheticgayblog who made these fantastic gifs

anyway i’ll never forget how masterfully Ralph Fiennes captured the exact essence of “man who has never hugged anyone in his entire life” in DH2.

Picture writing prompt.

draco: if you have 10 cookies, and i ask for 5, how many would you have left?

harry: none

draco: … harry, this is basic math, it’s not that har-

harry: i would give them all to you because i love you

draco:

draco, visibly holding back tears: disgusting. absolutely repulsive. get out of my house.

Toffee Break anyone?

Dialogue Prompt-58

“What’d you get for number 37?”

“The Declaration of Independence, easy.”

“This is a MATH TEST!!”

A lot of the substances we think of as protection against the supernatural (e.g. salt, silver, garlic) are actually antibacterial, and would have helped stave off infections and illnesses that people once attributed to supernatural influence.

Based on this, I want to see a story where vampires are repelled by hand sanitizer.

Dumbledore to sorting hat: I TOLD YOU HARRY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SLYTHERIN

Snape walking in: …and why would that be?

Dumbles: DRARRY SEVERUS. DRARRY.

Snape:

Dumbles:

Snape: you really do have too much spare time

Dumbles:…pff I dont know what you’re talking about *disapparates*

When customers walked into Edeka supermarket in Hamburg recently, they were surprised to find that the shelves were almost empty, and the small handful of products that remained were all made in Germany. It seemed like the supermarket had simply forgotten to restock their produce until customers saw the mysterious signs left around the shop. “So empty is a shelf without foreigners,” read one sign at the cheese counter. “This shelf is quite boring without variety,” read another.

It turns out that Edeka, in a rather controversial move, had opted to solely sell German food for a day in order to make a powerful statement about racism and ethnic diversity. As a result, there were no Greek olives, no Spanish tomatoes, and very little of anything else that can normally be found in a typical modern household. “Edeka stands for diversity, and we produce a wide range of food in our assortment, which is produced in the different regions of Germany,” said an Edeka spokesman. “But it is together with products from other countries that we create the unique diversity that our customers value.” (Source)

Chase: heading out to see Nox Deacon: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Chase: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.