Sans-tact - Bitter_raabit

Seems accurate

At Drarry’s wedding

Lucius: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again Draco could’ve done better but there is clearly nothing I can do about that now.

Harry: Geez Lucy, that was quite big of you to say.

Lucius, ignores nickname: I am still incredibly glad to pass on the role as the powerful male in Draco’s life.

Harry, confused: Um, thanks.

Lucius, pulls out bottle of whiskey: Be prepared to listen to all his problems and have to fix every minor obstacle he faces *hands over whiskey and walks away*

Harry, still confused: Well, that was odd.

*Three weeks after wedding*

Draco, who has been ranting for about three hours:…and then Lucile took MY patient even though I clearly told her to back off, so I need you to like “vanquish” her or whatever you do, next there is Marvin who steals people’s lunc…

Harry, reaching for the whiskey and chanting internally: please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisoned, please be poisone…

hey! i know this is weird coming from me because i’ve been MIA for a year and like — who even am i?? but i just want to address what i’m sure we’ve all been noticing on tumblr for a while now

and i’m sure this is happening in other fandoms too but i specifically only write for the harry potter fandom (literally just draco but that’s besides the point) so that’s what i want to talk about

anyways i’m sure by now we’ve all come to realize that hp fics on this app have hit an all time low

unless you’re writing a fic basically just about smut (and no shame to those that do that) your writing probably scores next to no notes and as a writer myself i know that you’re not supposed to do it for the notes but it’s honestly so demotivating to put so much effort into a piece of writing you’re super proud of and have it get no likes or reblogs because it’s not smut

tumblr isn’t what it used to be and so many people are leaving and as a singular blog it’s like well what the hell can i do about that?

but at the same time i know a lot of other people (and i’m hoping all of you) feel the exact same way as i do and i want to try and do something to bring old harry potter tumblr back

i’m not positive if everyone i tagged is even active anymore or still writes for harry potter… for those of you that have left the app or the fandom and do not wish to be included that is perfectly fine and i wish you well!! i also realize a few of the people i tagged are planning on leaving soon as well and if that’s still your choice afterwards that’s obviously okay too

for everyone else, i’m not even sure what we can do or where to start

i don’t want to tell writers “oh, from now on you can only write and post about angst” or “if a fic contains smut make sure you don’t interact with it” like that is absolutely not the message i’m trying to get across

but what i’m saying is maybe we can try and host an event where for a brief period writers of the harry potter fandom from when tumblr was at its peak (and of course newer and older ones as well) can come back all together and write to our hearts content with x reader angst and fluff to gain attention and traction for our favourite characters and try and make this fandom what it used to be

and obviously that may not be ideal because we all have our own lives and most of us are in school and have jobs so like when can we even do this?? but i for one thought christmas break was a good idea and saying that i recognize not everyone celebrates christmas but from what i know most schools still have a holiday break??

anyways it’s literally just a brain storm at the moment and this might flop and i’ll be embarrassed for a bit but if you read this far thank you for hearing me out

if anyone agrees and maybe wants to do something (it doesn’t have to be what i proposed at all) or has a better idea about how to do this please comment/like/reblog, send an ask, tag your moots, please get people interested and informed because i know i missed a million tags and i’m sorry for anyone i forgot

@acaceta @dracoscene @dracosathenaeum @magicchai @ameliasbitvh @weaselbrownie @fredshufflepuff @saintlike78 @kpostedsum @prettygirlkay @silverdelirium @underappreciated-spoon-321 @dr4cking @littlemissnoname13 @hellounicorn @henqtic @yoooespinosa @mellifluousart @darkgreenqueen @desiredmalfoy @pinkandblueblurbs @eunoniaa @malfoysstilinski @drawlfoy @war-sword @gryffindors-weasley @ginnyweasely @fuckingdraco @leydileyla @rainyreading @ameliora-j @ronweasleysslut @dracodear

someone’s a big fan of dinosaurs

+bonus:

my life has been summed up

Can anyone relate to this..???? 🤣🤣

Draco: The masculine urge to kiss your enemy while you are fighting with him.

Blaise:

Theo:

Crabbe:

Goyle:

Theo: No one has that urge.

Soo…I’m back now ✨

I’ve been so incredibly busy with life that I hardly had time to draw these boys anymore, but hopefully this summer I’ll be back to posting more regularly

See you all again for Season Two!!

They're like a cheese grater

Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.

yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:

it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.

(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)

I'm gonna use my tumble account as a mental health diary / someplace to write cringe motivational posts for myself bc god knows I need it.

Also if anyone knows me in rl, pls ignore the existence of this account. The cringe aaa I can't handle the cringe

I just want someone to buy me food...

yeah so im depressed bc i watched buzzfeed’s firsts with noah centineo and the fact ?? that he told the girl to bring a book ?? on his first date ?? so they could read as the sun went down ?? and they read for 3 hours ?? if that’s not a perfect man then idk what fucking is