THE NEW JACKET!!!

and everyone would steer clear of those corridors until they can hear nothing else

Imagine Drarry, but instead their rivalry is more like Sasuke and Naruto. So everytime they see each other they have to angrily yell out the others name in repeat.

Like you’re walking through the halls of Hogwarts and you just randomly hear “POOTTTEEERRR” “MALLFFOOYYY” “POOOOTTTEEERRR” “MAAAAALLLLFFFOOOOYYYY”

Weekly Roundup 19/8/18

Every Drarry fic I’ve read and enjoyed this week…..

For The Price of a Cup of Tea by GoldenTruth813 (Explicit, 20 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy returns to England, he doesn’t know what he is looking for. Meanwhile, Harry’s spent the last few years trying to make the magical world a better place, but he’s unable to escape the nagging feeling something will always be missing. Years later, when they reconnect and find in each other an equal match, the missing pieces of their lives begin to fall into place.

Every Me and Every You by bixgirl1 (Explicit, 69 K)

This fic is amazing but it also gets bonus points for being named after a Placebo song because they are my favourite band ever. Summary: Harry liked his life just fine, thankyouverymuch — so it was bad enough when a sly fairy cursed him to leap into alternate realities. But seeing Malfoy in all of them? Definitely way too much. And worse yet: needing the bastard’s help to figure out how to get out of of it.It was a disaster waiting to happen, really.Well… probably.

“I’d Rather Change Nappies Than Have My Cock Sucked” and Other Ravings of a Pregnant Wizard by Frayach (Explicit, 23 K)

Summary: Like everything else between Harry and Draco, pregnancy and child rearing are fraught with drama.

Date Blindness by dysonrules (Mature, 23 K)

Summary: Harry was perfectly happy with his life until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date.

Patience of the memory by skriftlig (Explicit, 21 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy is admitted to St. Mungo’s screaming in his sleep, Harry is determined to help him recover, even if it means breaking the rules on the way.

You should be so lucky by skriftlig (Explicit, 3.2 K)

Summary: A version of the new Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes Drinking Game finds its way into the ‘eighth year’ common room at Hogwarts. Someone gets lucky.

School for Magic of Seduction by skriftlig (Explicit, 5.2 K)

Summary: Harry gets a gift certificate for the School for Magic of Seduction. He’s not keen until he sees his instructor.

Dialogue Prompt-58

“What’d you get for number 37?”

“The Declaration of Independence, easy.”

“This is a MATH TEST!!”

what actually happened at the yule ball

Toffee Break anyone?

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

protect james acaster at all costs 

that slap

“She’s a whore.” Madhuri Dixit as Chandramukhi // Devdas (2002)

how do people make a blog here? or is this my blog?

my blog’s just messed up not. there’s no order, no pattern. nothing. just chaos. not even organised chaos

Vampire Draco XD

LISTEN YOU… I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WRITING THIS GOD DAMMIT! Tagging @violetclarity for inciting shit too. :D

Word count: 200

Harry sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose for what felt like the 20th time this month. Today was supposed to be a normal day, his day for paperwork and non-magical nonsense. So when his eyes fell on Draco, sitting as casually as possible in Harry’s office chair, Harry knew his day was done.

“What did you do this time?” Harry sighed, waving his hands in a way that indicated Draco should get the fuck out of his chair.

“I asked a wizard if he knew what I was….”

Harry looked at Draco quizzically. “What’s wrong with that?”

Draco sighed and reached into his pocket, pulling out a handful of glitter. Harry stared, already knowing where this was going but really hoping it wasn’t.

“Draco… Please tell me you didn’t.”

“….I did.”

Harry let his head fall to his desk, hands pulling out his hair in hard tugs.

“But- But, just listen! It was going great, I was broody and reciting poetry. He was totally hooked.”

“And then…?”

“And then I threw glitter in his face.”

“Draco, what the actual fuck? That’s not even… The vampire in that book fucking actually sparkles. Like “diamonds”… He doesn’t throw sparkles.“

“Oooooh….”