Saphieve-rosa - Saphieve Rosa

Some people just don't know the disappointment of a truly shit adaptation

reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

yo if you’re a cis girl or afab and femme presenting and you’d be comfortable with having a trans girl roommate, please reblog this. i just need reinforcement that there are girls out there who wouldn’t be disgusted by a girl like me.

Sometimes you pause and realize life can be a bit odd

And sometimes that happens when you're teaching your 72 year old father how to remove foundation and concealer

AND THEN WE ADD KUNIKIDA.

Just so there's someone who can look into the camera every 5 minutes and question their life choices

Fuckin,,, throw dazai in the chuuranpoe mix too,,,, chuudaranpoe,,, the more boyfriends the better,,,,

This sort of thought experiments always so much fun! And of course I had to add Sousa! Out of all of them he'd be the best boyfriend

I don't know if you're still doing the harem thing. time zones are weird....

I'm tackling this question with the idea that each of them serves as a role outside of, you know, why we're here. It's not just a harem it's a family.

Me: cooking

Bucky Barnes: security. takes care of bugs and spiders. Basically the guard dog

Daniel Sousa: handyman. Fixes things around the house. Most likely to help with the chores

Erica Flynn: Running the household. Lady is organised, knows what she wants and how to get it. Is basically in charge(Also being surrounded by guys constantly I would probably lose my f****** mind)

Helmut Zemo: Bank account. Someone has to pay for this circus and it ain't gonna be me

Loki: kinda like a cat? So there's no real purpose think they own the place. The mild chaos is entertaining

I know this is a little weird but it was really fun thought experiment for me and I hope it was at least a little bit entertaining to read

*****

My lovely, there is nothing weird about this! This is balanced, wonderful harem! Everyone has a job or role to play. I am cackling at Loki. 😂🤣😂 And you included Sousa. ❤️

I appreciate that you sent this in!!! It's amazing and I'm glad you had fun with it. ❤️

Love and thanks! ❤️

how do i tumblr? I'm asking the bat-fam, NOT YOU

Dick: trust the Tumblr veterans. Or maybe don't. We enjoy fucking with people

Jason: understand color theory

Tim: lose Yahoo $1B by being yourself

Damian: make sure you have a camera to look into like The Office for when you read the worst takes you'll ever see

Duke: for the love of god please reblog

Cullen: Supernatural is the simplest and least chaotic fandom to get into

Stephanie: the only profile pic you need is the shitty Picrew representation of yourself

Cassandra: leave your innermost thoughts in the tags and pray no one screenshots them

Barbara: the key to fandom popularity is a blog dedicated to copying and pasting the same 10 overused quotes and slapping different characters' names on them

Harper: if you look like a bot, you'll get treated like a bot

Carrie: piss in the ball pit, I dare you

Kate: not sure about the rest of you, but I assume people here are gay by default

Alfred: sometimes the app or dashboard will do something that makes you wonder what staff is smoking. That's our way of firing a gun to keep property values down

Selina: Madonna is here but literally no one cares

Bruce: if Elon Musk tries to get on this site, we collectively bully him off like we did with Alex Jones

THIS is why I'm scared for if/when arcade characters come to mobile! Especially Sita and Sétanta, who could easily be made in to Loli/Shota bait