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A moment of silence for Kunikida's sanity

Shachou introducing Kunikida’s new partner in “Dazai Osamu’s Entrance Exam”

*Ends 50 slide PowerPoint presentation*

Me: And that's why Iskander is a himbo

*silence*

*From the back* Lord El-Melloi II and the entirety of the Ionian Hetairoi: She's right

So I grew up in a house where everyone is hard of hearing or has audio processing issues. Here is my ranking of streaming services subtitles (Australia only):

Best to worst

1. Crunchyroll: always synched, no background

2. Netflix: almost always synched, no background, matches dialogue, multiple languages

3: Stan: almost always synched, no background matches dialogue

4: Binge: minor synching issues, no background, matches dialogue

5: Amazon prime video: major synching issues, inconsistent backgrounds (sometimes transparent, sometimes opaque), matches dialogue

5: Disney+: minor synching issues, inconsistent backgrounds (sometimes transparent, sometimes opaque), mostly matches dialogue

6: Foxtel Go: minor synching issues, opaque background, matches dialogue 50% of the time

7: Paramount+: de-synches after ten minutes, opaque background, matches dialogue 50% of the time

Haven't tried AMC+

I just wanted to complain

MEDIA COMPANIES DO BETTER

"You can't just change your mind midway through and call it rape"

"He barely touched her"

"They must have wanted it! They're Bi!"

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Tag yourself. I'm KuniChuu

what your favorite bungou ship says about you, a shitpost

Absolutely inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t on youtube, but also because Peaches and I were talking shit about Bungou ships on a call. Manga spoilery ships under the cut if you’re an anime-only. @scalpel-mom-mori it’s your fault I’m not working on asks. 

Yosano/Poe: You think the dynamic of Bakugou’s parents was cute and underdeveloped.

AkuHigu: You kin Higuchi, and you have a crush on Akutagawa.

AtsuKyouka: You only read fluff pics, and honestly, I respect that.

AtsuLucy: Either you’re me, or you just like tsunderes in general.

Ayatsuji/Tsujimura: You have a crush on Ayatsuji, which is valid, but you also want to see the world burn.

ChuuAkiko: You’re a bottom.

ChuuTsuji: You watched that one scene in Dead Apple, you dislike Ayatsuji, but you really like Tsujimura.

Dazai/Yosano: You like poetic irony, and you also like ability related angst.

Fitz/Louisa: You just want good things for Louisa—namely, for Fitz to appreciate her.

Hawthorne/Mitchell: You could write an essay on why this pairing is gorgeous and tragic.

Kunikida/Alcott: You ship rare pairs just because they’re rairpairs.

KyouKenji: You’re here for softness and pure cinnamon rolls.

MoriKou: You want to be stepped on, but you’re straight.

Ranpo/Yosano: Childhood friends is your only valid dynamic, and also you’re a manga reader. 

Tanizakicest: You…want to get double teamed by the Tanizaki siblings.

ChuuAku: Dazai offends you on principle. Also, you want good things for Aku.

ChuuAngo: Not only does Dazai offend you, you want him to suffer.

ChuuAtsu: You want good things for Atsushi, and you’re here for the fluff.

ChuuMori: You have a vampire kink.

Dazai/Ranpo: You have a fetish for people smarter than you, and a humiliation kink.

DazAku: You kin Akutagawa.

FukuMori: Your ideal relationship dynamic is divorced parents.

FukuRanpo: …Daddy kink? But senpai-notice-me edition?

Fyodor/Dazai: You like the hatefuck dynamic of Soukoku, but either you’d be too jealous of Dazai or you think there’s not enough of the hate in the hatefuck.

KuniChuu: You just want good things for Kunikida, and you want them to bond over how much they hate Dazai.

KuniDazai: You don’t understand why people like Chuuya so much.

KuniKatai: You think Kunikida deserves a life outside of work. Also, you like the Steincraft dynamic, you just don’t like the body horror.

KuniRan: You ship because Ranpo is the only one Kunikida doesn’t bully.

OdaAku: You watched that one Dark Era scene and couldn’t stop laughing at Potato Sack!Akutagawa.

OdAngo: You consider only the first half of Dark Era canon. Also, you love the Buraiha, just without Dazai.

ODazai: You just want good things for Dazai.

RanPoe: You kin Poe, first of all, and you want a pet raccoon.

ShibuAtsu: You have a boner for Shibusawa.

Shin Soukoku: You’re a fan of the hatefuck dynamic and you want Akutagawa to stop being so emotionally constipated. Also, you ship Sasuke and Naruto.

Steincraft: You started shipping this for the crack, but at some point you started shipping it unironically and you’ve never looked back.

Soukoku: You can’t decide between your boner for Chuuya and your boner for Dazai. Ie, you’re at least half the fandom.

TachiChuu: You like the senpai-notice-me dynamic of AkuHigu, but you could do without the physical assault.

Tanizaki/Tachihara: You have a redhead fetish.

HiguGin: You just want good things for Higuchi! And you have a massive crush on Gin. It’s okay, so do I.

Kouyou/Yosano: This is the same joke as MoriKou, but you like girls.

LucyKyou: You read the chapter after Atsushi passes out, and then thought, “but lesbians” and completely forgot about him.

Lucy/Louisa: You want good things for Lucy! Also, you’re into cottage core.

TsujiHigu: Subordinates kink? You like the dynamic of gals being pals and bonding over their shitty bosses.

TsujiYosano: You like the idea of strong independent women.

YosaKyou: Mommy kink. Also, something something sharp objects kink.

KouKyou: Extra mommy kink.

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Did I buy chocolate doughnuts? Yes

Did they get covered in ants in ten minutes? Also yes

Was I so pissed off that I ate a whole pack of Oreos? Definitely

Honestly, is there anything better then shipping Chuuya with people that can and will kick ass?

Like we all know he would fall for Kunikida if he saw him f*ucking suplex Dazai.

Why wouldn't he fall for Ranpo the second he punched his lights out?

`waddles into your Tumblr room with plushies` I can't sleep, wanna talk about ranchuu

always. Always happy to talk about RanChuu. (Speakin of plushies what would kind of plushies would either Ranpo or Chuuya have, you think?)