Remember Sissy, If The Receipt Doesn't Print Out At The Pump You'll Need To Go Inside And Ask For One

Remember sissy, if the receipt doesn't print out at the pump you'll need to go inside and ask for one politely.

And mind your manners while you're in there too, yes ma'am/yes sir, and thank you ma'am/thank you sir. I'll be watching through the window and I expect to see at least one curtsy with anyone you interact with. Remember any laughing, teasing, or ridicule directed at you are to be considered compliments that you are greatful to receive.

I'll also need a pack of gum and some maxi pads while you're in there. Don't worry, your allowance should cover the cost. And I made sure your clutch has more than enough quarters to pay for it all.

Don't forget the receipts or you'll be returning in tears with a blistered bottom, and we both know how embarrassed you get when your mascara runs.