Absolutely Canon Dialogue Between Them

here's some more unsolicited adult advice as someone in her 30s who knows there are a lot of twenty somethings and teens that follow her: if you're trying to build a new habit you really want, and are struggling, you have to break it down to the smallest building block possible. If you're failing, you haven't thought small enough. I know it's possible to hear stories of people who just snapped into new life mode one day by "just deciding", but truly what's happening there is a confluence of events and experiences that force the brain into some sort of epiphany. You cannot will an epiphany. It'll never work. For most times of your life, you will need to build habits intentionally, and that means not working against yourself and to set micro goals. like laughably tiny goals. because once that easy tiny goal is met, you can build off it, tiny goal after tiny goal until you reach your big goal.

so for example, if you want to be a morning person that gets up at ass crack dawn so that you can work out, eat brekkie, shower, and get to work at a leisurely pace, and you're not that person because you will hit your snooze button 800 times, you have to get the big picture goal out of your head. think smaller. "I want to get up 15 minutes earlier than I normally do." If you can't do that, make it 5 minutes. "I want to cook breakfast every day" hell no too big. "I want to eat something, anything, before I leave the house" hell yeah, fantastic. When you go to the grocery store to make sure there are things in the house for breakfast, if you keep buying bagels and microwave sandwiches that you ignore, you gotta think smaller. SMALLER. What's something so easy to eat that you'll never say no to. Is it a yogurt? Is it a handful of grapes? Is it a hostess ho ho? is it hot cheetos? FORGET the big picture of the fantasy put-together woman preparing a full nutritious meal that you'd be proud to admit to. Think only of the smallest goal you can achieve. If you know you can't say no to an ice cream sandwich, put a ton of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer and have one for breakfast every day until it's so instilled in you that you gotta get up to eat something you can start diversifying.

It sounds like, from the lack of habit place, that must take forever. But really it doesn't take too long to form the habit once the discipline kicks in. the trick is that you have to give your brain something easy to become disciplined to. If it's too hard, think easier and smaller. No one has to know. Literally no one in the gd world has to know that for 4 weeks when you were 22 you had an ice cream sandwich for breakfast every day. who cares. If it gets you eating oatmeal with fresh fruit in a few months who cares. you did it, yay. smaller, easier. if you can't do it, think smaller and easier. smaller!! EASIER!!! You are not thinking smaller and easier enough. break your brain thinking how small and easy you can go. SMALLER. EVEN SMALLER, SIS.

On to 2025 we go!

“It’s just a TV show” maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

👑 She can do no wrong and must be protected at all times (re-uploaded)

found the file for this 2015 sketch and decided to update her Ko-Fi

satsuki92 Levihan fanfic masterlist

I know the list is rudimentary at best, but I thought I'd at least compile it all in one place... if any of it interests you, happy reading and I hope you enjoy :)

And of course, please mind the rating and tags of each fic.

(updated on 26th May 2025)

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Multi-chaptered fics

📖 Lessons (read it on ao3)

Rating: Teen and Up | 9 chapters | Ongoing WIP

Summary:

Levi, is enrolled into some upskilling computer skills course, against his will. He hates every minute of it, until a new teacher takes over the classes, and well, everything doesn’t seem so bad after all.

- Levihan, but make it a sort of student/teacher thing and age gap misunderstanding.

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📖 if only for tonight (read it on ao3)

Rating: Explicit | 7 chapters | completed

Summary:

A modern AU, ‘friends’ to ‘friends with benefits’ to ‘lovers’ shenanigans, or, the both of them being dumb idiots about each other.

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📖 Save it for later (read it on ao3)

Rating: Explicit | 22 chapters | completed

Summary:

Levi and Hange somehow formed a friendship during their medical school days that only deepened and stayed well into adulthood. Now, as they enter their 40s, the age where everything (particularly) career-wise seemed to have fallen into place, was there anything else amiss in their lives?

It's a friends to lovers' story, but for two adults well past the rosy blush of youth.

**Ongoing translation in Chinese - Mandarin, by the very sweet Bbangae ❤️ also available on ao3 here

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series of one shots

📖 things that are wanted and desired (read on ao3)

Rating: Teen and Up to Mature | 3 one shots | ongoing

Summary:

A series of random one shots, set in the Attack on Titan world. Each fic is a standalone, not linear in timeline, and of course, diverges from canon (Hange lives)

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📖 Ippon! (read it on ao3)

Rating: Teen and Up | 3 one shots | ongoing

Summary:

AU where Levi and Hange are high-school students in a Japanese high school AU. Levi shows up to school just to hit his attendance requirement and is a Judo athlete, while Hange is our ever brilliant top student and budding horticulturist.

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📖 like a shoebox of photographs with sepia-toned loving (read it on ao3)

Rating: Teen and Up to Mature | 6 one shots | sort-of completed

Summary:

AU where Levi co-owns and runs a cafe with his university friends. Hange is the newcomer in town, stumbling into his cafe one day... and well, they fall for each other.

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Standalone one shots

📖 Love Actually (read it on ao3)

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary:

It's the holidays, and New Year’s Eve. And of course, Levi spends it with Hange.

Were they friends? Yes.

Did he like her as more than a friend? Yes.

Does she know? No.

And is he going to do anything about it? No.

Well until... a little leftover Christmas and New Year magic, helps him along.

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📖 War and Peace (read it on ao3)

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary:

In which, Hange is a nurse and Levi is a soldier.

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Moblit x Pieck rarepair fic; a side-story, set within the universe of 'if only for tonight'

📕 bad but sweet (read it on ao3)

Rating: Teen and Up | One-shot

Summary:

Everyone around him is either married, or dating... Far too reserved and never really knowing what to do with the opposite gender, Moblit doesn't think he'll ever get to experience his own sweet love story, and that's fine with Moblit whose life is fulfilling and rich in other ways.

Until, well... until, Pieck Finger.

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Levi Ackerman/Hange Zoë, Mikasa Ackerman/Eren Yeager, Marie/Erwin Smith, Nanaba/Mike Zacharias, Furlan Church/Isabel Magnolia, Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Moblit Berner/Pieck Finger, Kenny Ackerman/Traute Carven Characters: Levi Ackerman, Hange Zoë, Mikasa Ackerman, Eren Yeager, Marie (Shingeki no Kyojin), Kuchel Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Nanaba (Shingeki no Kyojin), Mike Zacharias, Furlan Church, Isabel Magnolia, Armin Arlert, Annie Leonhart, Moblit Berner, Pieck Finger, Kenny Ackerman, Traute Carven, Theo Magath, Gabi Braun, Udo (Shingeki no Kyojin) Additional Tags: more characters will be added, new rare pair couples incoming, Modern Family AU, levihan original child, gabi and udo also as levihan children cuz why not, light hearted, levihan focused, but other characters, couples and shenanigans Summary:

There is only one word known inside the Ackerman household. Chaos. Not peace nor tranquility. Just chaos. And, Levi? He did not mind it one bit even if his eye twitches the millionth time.

Reblog if you're a writer who re-reads their own work for funsies.

Tales From The Ackerman Estate

Chapter 34: Knowledge

For with much wisdom comes much sorrow; the more knowledge, the more grief — Ecclesiastes 1:18

Link: AO3 (9k words)

Notes: I'm super stressed and I have a flu, but anyway enjoy the chapter!

3 MORE CHAPTERS TO GO!

Click here if you want to read from the beginning: AO3

Synopsis: A young governess, Hange Zoe, is hired to teach Mikasa Ackerman, the young cousin and ward of the owner of the great Ackerman Estate in Trost, Levi Ackerman. Their bad impressions of each other alongside the polar opposite of their personalities shall make it impossible for mutual affection, and yet they inevitably find themselves to be dangerousl intertwined with each other. [Levihan Victorian Era AU]

青森屋さんのフルーツタルト 至福の時間＾＾

the next shakespeare is probably out there somewhere writing ao3 smut