ZOSAN AU Where The Straw Hats Don’t Meet Sanji Until They Accidentally Crash His Wedding In Whole Cake

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

and it lives only in our memory

His face is so relatable because you can be a very intelligent person all you want, HOW can you predict your ennemis made it a priority to build a perfectly functional tunnel all the way to your ass ??

They fought Stanley because they wanted to keep a plane ??? They were under the pressure of "i can come back and kill any of you any second" and their reaction was "well, gotta make sure i can use my plane on my boat" like ????

They saw the most obvious spy ever, let her come in, and found a way to make her change teams (they were trained personally by Gen).

They saw their ennemis were the very elite of the american army, and thought "yeah we gonna fight against them in a plane duel, and use our spears against their AK47" and it kinda worked (Stanley being undefeated is another story).

They dug a TUNNEL all the way under the castle to kidnap Xeno. HOW can you even think it's something that could happen. Xeno didn't loose (not really a loss, but not a win either) because the others are smarter, he lost because the others are batshit crazy and chaotic 24h/24. He literally can't predict their next move, no matter how smart his 4d chess plan is.

America lost the moment they let Gen walk freely in the castle anyway.

being a writer is constantly google the definitions of words you already know the meanings of because your brain's always paranoid and telling you maybe you've been using them wrong your entire life

I can excuse misusing words in my daily life but my mlm slow-burn enemies to lovers smut has to be perfect

Stinky child (is not who you expect)/

Ace has a greasy appearance but he actually smells kinda of nice. When he got older he liked to take baths regullary (twice a day sometimes) before eating his devil fruit, after he doesn't bathe as often but he likes to burn incense on himself and takes dry baths daily.

Sabo, at the other hand, grow up in a house when he was expected to bathe three times a day and be always the cleanest. So being able to not bathe at all if he doesn't want to? Feels like a dream. By consequences, he stinks. Current record is 4 months without taking a bath/shower. Koala usually makes him wash himself at least once or twice a week.

Also, mini comic! Ussop had the same idea, he is not committing the same mistake twice (getting to close to Sabo)

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

zuko getting brutally attacked by very murderous frogs

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over