savannahmccamish

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whenever i play resident evil village i let lady dimitrescu chase me on purpose for a bit just for funsies. sometimes i even let her kill me at least once. she can do whatever she wants idc.

my therapist: do you have a type?

me: women that are old enough to be my mother

Corporate wants you to find the difference

If Regina Mills isn’t a real person that steals people’s hearts, then how’d she steal mine?

Once a shipper, always a Dovesso shipper

i need to scream about this shot cause when you’re lost in the darkness (joel) look for the light (ellie) 

I've played Re8 so many times already, but it doesn't matter how many times I play- the baby part will always fucking terrify me. Idk why but babies crying makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Reagan: name a more iconic duo then my abandonment issues and anxiety, I'll wait

Brett: me and you!!

Reagan:*tearing up* okay

The School for Good and Evil bloopers!

“Yeah, gender neutral, bro!” -Sofie Wyle, 2021

(There’s even a clip of when Charlize broke the cane lmao)

If Evil = ugly then why Lesso so hot? 

I can't be the only one that thinks there's not enough Dovesso fics out there

i just think that

Alcina : I will hunt you and i will break you!

Me : Don't threaten me with a good time, my lady.

“Then I’ll stump you to death. It’ll be swell.”

— Abaddon

important announcement

amy santiago and rosa diaz are in love. that is all

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Kuvira: *stares down at a lonely child*

Baatar Jr.: Kuvira no!

Kuvira: Kuvira yes!

Baatar Jr.: This is getting out of control.

Kuvira: *hordes all orphans*

Ethan: shoots Lady D and the bullets bounce off her ass

Ethan: What the fuck-

Alcina: I'm a whore, you idiot.

reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

Me: *has literally never cared about a resident evil game* well I guess it's just not my cup of tea I tried-

Capcom: *shows a giant blood drinking milf and a traumatized hobo magnet man full of rage*

Me:

*the family enjoying a lycan wrestling match*

Alcina: I still don’t know how you can possibly find this amusing. These creatures don’t even like you

Heisenberg: are you saying my lycans don’t like me? of course they do, I’m their lord!

Alcina: oh please! they just put up with you, like the rest of us

Heisenberg: and I suppose you could make them like you better

Alcina: obviously!

Heisenberg: well… prove it right now Lady “my ego is bigger than the Eiffel Tower”! I dare you bitch!

Alcina: very well…

*Alcina stands up, walks towards the lycans, her back to Heisenberg and the rest of the family, moves her hands to her cleavage and pulls her dress down and flashes the lycans…. lycans start howling and screaming in excitement*

Heisenberg: no way…

Donna and Angie: did she really…?!

Moreau: I can’t look

Bela, Cassandra and Daniela: MOTHER!

Alcina going back to her seat: see?… they already like me better than you, you morron

Casssandra coming closer to Alcina and whispering: mother?! did you really flashed them?

Bela also whispering: didn’t expect that from you…

Daniela whispering too: I don’t belive it!

Alcina looking at them and also whispering: of course not! you know I wouldn’t do something with such lack of poise and class! I had a t-shirt underneath with the legend “Heisenberg shits metal gears when constipated”

*the girls burst into laughter*

Heisenberg yelling at the lycans: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME MOTHER FUCKERS! 

The quality on this ones kinda bad but if you just pretend that it’s not, then it’s not.

Some family dynamics…

Heisenber on the phone: can you come over?

Alcina: why? what do you want?

Heisenberg: just do it for fucks sake!

*Alcina enters the factory and sees Heisenberg hanging on a hook*

Heisenberg: don’t you dare laughing!

Alcina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA let me guess, you need my help!

Heisenberg: spare me the humilliation and move your ass!

Alcina: maybe I’ll leave you hanging in there unless your tiny brain forgot how to say the magic word.

Heisenberg sighs: please!

Ethan: AHA! perfect timing! I’m gonna destroy you both! I’ll start with this bitch right here *pointing at Alcina*

Heisenberg: what did you just call my sister?!

Ethan: wait… what?!

Heisenberg: apologiaze now!

Ethan: REALLY?!…. dude, you literally call her supersized bitch!

Heisenberg: NOW! or I’ll cut your other hand!

Ethan: I’d like to see you try you stinky rabid dog!

Alcina growing her claws: how dare you calling the little shithead a stinky rabid dog!

Ethan: WHAT?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

*Moreau and Donna walk in*

Donna: what’s going on? why are you hanging in there?

Alcina: the idiot got stuck!

Heisenberg: and I called godzilla here to help me out but this fucker just showed up and started insulting us calling me a stinky rabid dog and Alci a bitch, so we’re trying to show him some manners!

Ethan: ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!!

Moreau: what?! what’s the matter with you?! leave my horrendous dragon of a sister and my fetching dog of a brother alone!

Ethan: oh great! even the blobfish has an opinion now!

Angie: what did you just called our morronic freak?! I’m gonna cut you in half!

Ethan: keep that mutilated bride of Chucky doll away from me!

Alcina: THAT DOES IT! YOU DISRESPECTUL MOTHER FUCKER!

*punches Ethan and throws him accross the room*

Alcina: You will learn to respect this family!

Ethan standing up and walking away: you know what?! I’m out of here. You people need therapy!!

Heisenberg: can you believe that guy?! ok… back to work. Get me out of here you idiots!

Alcina: SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRYING BABY! OR I’LL LEAVE YOU HANGING IN THERE FOR ANOTHER WEEK!

Donna: I don’t see why Ethan makes such a fuzz, we’re a normal family

Moreau: I love you all!

Alcina, Heisenberg, Donna and Angie: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!

so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....

I enjoy how Nicole Tompkins streams herself playing RE games with other RE voice actors and they name plants together in the game. It spawned the idea of Donna having many plant friends and maybe the occasional sibling interaction

Me when Alcina tries to get me to drink her "special" wine.

Angie: c'mon! say it!!!

Bela, Cassandra and Daniela: no

Angie: Donna and I are one which makes yall my nieces! wHATS THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAY?

Alcina: Now, girls...just say it.

Angie: AND THAT MAKES YOU *points at Alcina* MY SISTER.

Alcina: gOD NO-