It's like that influencer taking the baby wombat from its mother all over again! 💔
Apparently George forgot his helmet for the drivers portrait shoot so just.. posed as if he had it so they could photoshop it in later??
he’s so fucking weird I love him
"Let's add that to the words of wisdom"
like ok. genuinely. williams was in the fucking TRENCHES last year. overweight car. metal parts. scared desperate horse. cursed car that had to be saged and excorcised. alex albon like 5 race no finish streak. and YET !! alex albon put that car in P4 ahead of BOTH FERRARIS. qualified well and then finished even better. kept it cool and clean. beat his teammate. oh my god i'm going to cry he deserves EVERYTHING and i am cautiously hopeful and excited for the williams comeback arc
first episode of max verstappen's podcast in 2025
Kinda genius of the F1 organisers to use everyone's winter break f1 withdrawals to make them get up at an unholy hour for the Australian gp
i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
“I walked into Charles’ room… and he was just sleeping on the floor”
We know he sleeps on the floor.
Pairing: Max Verstappen/Sebastian Vettel
Summary:
Mirrors were a funny thing. Stare into one long enough, and you might as well be looking at a stranger. Someone wearing your face, carrying your accomplishments, but so warped by time and circumstance that you couldn’t recognise them at all.
Everything seems to be going against Max in the lead up to Brazil. Sebastian might be the only one who understands.
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Rated M/5.2k words
read on ao3
gojo's engagement ring
if a driver pisses max off he can just send their team principal a text saying "heyyyyy" and cause that driver unimaginable stress for 6-8 weeks