I WAS SOBBING AT HIS WHOLE LAMENT

jake saving bradley and mav’s life changed me like it just changed the trajectory of my life it fully altered my brain chemistry i’ll never be the same actually it’s been 6 months since i was this movie but idc the brainrot is real

Shane: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in this haunted house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in this house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Warning of the day:

I am not at all sorry for the person I’ve become since watching Top Gun Maverick

Shhh babe it’s time for my nightly rewatch of the last 5 minutes of the puppet history season 5 finale

Imagine trying to fuck a bad bitch and she starts talking about the saw franchise

If valgrace not canon, explain this 🤨🤨🤨

"why do you even like saw?! it's just torture pooorn!" WRONG. it's gay porn

while we're on the topic of talking about changes the pjo show made that i love, im glad they didn't push the whole Annabeth saying she and Percy *have* to be enemies because athena and Poseidon have beef. Instead she's just this cryptid autistic strategist 12 yr old who stalks Percy and pushes him into the water. She's like "hmm this white boy will perfectly serve my purpose and schemes" and she's so real for that

shane stop acting disappointed you’ve known ryan for 8 years you knew this was coming