Ryan: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Shane: No... well, their slowness.
Ryan: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Ryan: Now I have a plan.
Ryan: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
i might be annoying on tumblr but i'm also absolutely insufferable in real life too
65 is passign. ill take it
who in their right mind decided to add all these mf letters to math. my dyslexic ass cannot
agents of chaos
magnus “im a son of frey so i can just wear a binder full time and heal myself” chase vs. alex “if you don’t take a binder break i’ll break your ribs and strangle you to death myself” fierro
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY
dont u ever remember leo canonically often cooks for piper all types of vegetarian dishes and saves the best recipes he finds thinking of her like the besties they are and suddenly want to cry into your pillow
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Shane & Ryan Montana Madness Special • Weird Wonderful World
in this life its get spaghettied or be apple tatered
brutus what are you doing here