DUNGEON BOYS

Wishing and manifesting death on everyone who’s ever done me wrong since I’m not allowed to physically murder anymore. Fucking fascists.

my stupid son

Handle with care

also. this is gross. but i'm quitting smoking and what no one tells you is that for awhile, i saw some ppl online saying up to a year even, that means you're just hacking up like mucus encased tar. cuz apparently there's these hair like things called cilia in your lungs that slowly move stuff upward so you're able to cough it out, and smoking like. 24/7 365 for the past 5 years had my cilia all fucked up, so now it's finally coming back online and being like holy shit you need this out of here NOW.

anyways don't smoke kids. smoking weed is still smoking and your lungs hate it. fuck vaping too. just eat a gummy or make your flower into a delightful little tea this shit sucks so bad yall

KIT WE NEED TO COOK!!!!

People telling me to stop being a deadbeat dad don’t get it....better a deadbeat dad than a dead dad trololololol

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

There's definitely some story mileage in a British dude with no cultural sensitivity whatsoever still wanting to return every artifact that Britain has ever stolen out of pure self-interest because one of those motherfuckers is Maximally Cursed and he can't tell which

People have asked me multiple times what my skincare routine is. Alright. First of all, you need to get irreparably traumatized in your earliest formative years. Second, drink lots of water. Third, never see your wife and child