Why Does Finn Keeping Being The Single Most Based Person On Earth. This Bitch Never Misses

why does finn keeping being the single most based person on earth. this bitch never misses

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

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sbt67

4 months ago

KIT WE NEED TO COOK!!!!

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sbt67

1 week ago

The text "Shen Comix: Untitled Wolf / Sheep Comic (The Whole Thing)". The word "wolf" is stylized with wolf grey, light grey, and brown, with the "W" having a wolf tail and the "F" being a wolf claw. The word "sheep" look like it's made of wool, with a sheep ear on the "S" and the "P" and two ribbons on the two "E"s (blue, then reddish pink) making them look like small sheep. Also, there is the head of a wolf in a sheep costume in the top left, and the head of a sheep in the top right.

The full thing for anyone who wants it!

Panel 1: A wolf is in a sheep costume with a yellow ribbon on the neck. He's in a flock of sheep. He's thinking "Hehehe... They don't know I'm really a wolf."

Panel 2: A few of the sheep have approached the wolf. One is touching his 'wool', saying "oh my gosh, your wool is so soft!" Another is touching his ribbon, saying "and your ribbon is so pretty!"

Panel 3: The sheep are pulling him along with them somewhere, saying "c'mon, let's go dance in the meadow!" and "let's dance and graze!" He is smiling and beginning to blush.

Panel 4: Two wolves are sitting at a campfire. One has his head in his hands. The other is saying "It's been 4 days, where the hell is he."

Panel 1: A wolf dressed as a sheep with a yellow ribbon around his neck is dancing in a circle with a bunch of actual sheep, hands joined. They are all laughing merrily.

Panel 2: Closeup of the wolf laughing, having a good time just dancing together.

Panel 3: Still that closeup but he he now tied up in the dark somewhere.

Panel 4: We zoom out to see that he's tied up sitting on a rock in the forest, with two other wolves from his pack standing to either side of him. One is saying "we're definitely gonna have to do some 'de-programming' here."

Panel 5: The other wolf puts his head on the sheep-wolf's head and says "don't worry, buddy! We'll get you back to your regular wolf self in no time."

Panel 6: All three of them are now dressed as sheep and dancing in the circle.

Panel 1: A sheep is standing with a blank expression holding a hoof-glove in one of his hooves.

Panel 2: It's revealed that he took it off of a wolf in a sheep costume with a yellow ribbon. Maybe he tried to take the wolf by the hand and the glove game off, revealing his wolf claw, which is now outstretched towards him.

Panel 3: The sheep has an expression of absolute horror looking at the wolf. He says "you ... y-your ..."

Panel 4: The sheep, still with a horrified expression, looks down at the hoof and yells "YOUR HOOF FELL OFF!!!!"

Panel 5: Two sheep are carrying the wolf on a stretcher and one is running alongside with the hoof glove. The wolf is holding his claw up vertically like it's a broken hand.

Panel 1: Sheep's POV. A wolf is holding out his paw, and the sheep is inspecting it with their hooves. The wolf, otherwise dressed in a sheep costume with a yellow ribbon, also has the hood of the costume off, revealing his ears. Wolf is saying "See? I'm not like you."

Panel 2: Side view of the sheep and the wolf in a forest clearing as the sheep continues to inspect the paw. The wolf is sitting on a mossy rock, and the gloves that had disguised his paws as hooves are laying on the ground nearby.

Panel 3: Wolf's POV. The sheep begins looking at their own hoof. The wolf says "No."

Panel 4: The sheep begins tugging at the hoof, perhaps hoping to also find a cool paw like that under it. The wolf more sternly says "NO."

Panel 1: A wolf disguised as a sheep with a yellow ribbon is standing before a few other sheep. He has the hood of the costume off, revealing that he's a wolf. He's asking, "Now that you see that I'm different from you all ... can we still be friends?"

Panel 2: The sheep are mumbling among themselves, trying to decide what to do.

Panel 3: One of the sheep has a wide-eyed revelation and says "THE ELDER!"

Panel 4: The sheep talk off-panel, saying "That's right, we should as The Elder!" and "The Elder!" and "Let's ask The Elder!" The wolf has an air of innocent confusion, asking "who's the elder?"

Panel 5: One of the sheep is leading the wolf by the shoulders through the woods and into a clearing.

Panel 6: In the clearing is The Elder, who is an elephant and has maybe the worst sheep disguise yet. It's literally 3 pieces of wool strapped around him, one on his back, one on his belly, and one on his head. The one on the head also has fake sheep ears, despite his actual ears being massive because he's an elephant.

Panel 1: A full moon in the sky, with a couple of small clouds flanking it but not obscuring it.

Panel 2: A wolf in a sheep costume with a blue ribbon howls at it, going "AAOOOOoo".

Panel 3: He is joined by another wolf in a sheep costume (with a red ribbon), as well as a few sheep.

Panel 4: All of them (both the wolves and the sheep) are now howling at the moon together while a wolf in a yellow ribbon sheep costume observes from a distance. The yellow ribbon wolf has a blank expression -- not happy or sad, but maybe just sort of 'along for the ride' at this point.

Panel 5: It is revealed that an elephant, also in a sheep costume, is sitting next to the yellow ribbon sheep costume wolf. He is looking over at the wolf, while the wolf looks forward.

Panel 6: The elephant gives the yellow ribbon sheep costume wolf a reassuring pat on the head with his trunk, and also shifts his gaze forward. There is small text at the bottom reading 'thank you for reading!' and a smiley face.

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sbt67

1 year ago

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sbt67

2 months ago

something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING

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sbt67

11 months ago

Going to try one of these

Spin this wheel to get a tumblr sexyman!

Reblog for a bigger sample size! And tell me who you got in the tags!

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sbt67

1 year ago

"what if chilchuck was a butch?" we thought

and Ryoko said - "say no more!" - and made Meijack, can you believe it???

anyway I'm surprised nobody's done it before, you can have it!

original panels under read more

p.s. - she just doodled chilchuck genderbend once and couldnt let go of the design and BAM Meijack was born lol its so funnt tbh. but fucking valid

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sbt67

1 month ago

I find it absurd you dare to mourn the absence of Bucephalus when you literally attempted to murder him. Gods you swing from hate to love like a violent pendulum

I swing my Cock back and forth like a violent pendulum! You know nothing of my complicated relationship with my dead horsebrother. You suggest Cain never mourned Abel? How about you drink my pee before criticizing its taste

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sbt67

4 months ago