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there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question

something something i was never who you wanted me to be

make a farcille fankid. im a fankid fan and i think that adding to the whole complicated situation is great. the political ramifications of EVERYTHING about laios's country are fantastic and making it worse by adding more interspecies kids (shoutout to chilchuck's grandkids) is fascinating

great cause I already started drawing adjkfghdjfg

PLEASE READ THIS POST TO UNDERSTAND MY THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS

but yeah I !!!!!! really like the political implications of 1) having a half-elf (which the queen of elves doesn't recognize as people) as a royal court mage who is 2) gay married to King's sister who is 3) a chimera

additionally!!!! I think Laios would pick his niece to be his successor, for several reasons:

I think he's gay. maybe aro-spec.

I don't think he'd MIND marrying a woman. He had a fiance (which ended when he left home, meaning he was engaged before the age of THIRTEEN) so I think he just always assumed he would get married at some point, regardless of his personal feelings about it

haven't decided if I think he would get gay married, get comphet married, or stay single. I think it depends on How progressive he thinks Melini should be, other countries' feelings be damned. (unless Kabru says no, actually, that's a little too risky.)

point being IDK if Laios would have any kids of his own

He LOVES Falin. He loves Marcille as well. He'd fucking LOVEEEEE their kid my GOD would he spoil her!!!!! Best Uncle In The World

He probably thinks any chimera traits she'd have Fucking Rule and would think it's badass for someone like that to have the throne

yeah so. uh. enjoy farcille fankid

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I hope you know that your stuff genuinely brightens my day papa senshi and baby izutsumi is literally getting me thru it,,,, love your stuff,,, <3

I'm happy those sillies make you happy :)

I walk in to naruto’s house kiss him full on the lips make him moan and hinata just keeps knitting crazily as if she is re-knitting the very fabric of her and my pathetic reality

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

People have asked me multiple times what my skincare routine is. Alright. First of all, you need to get irreparably traumatized in your earliest formative years. Second, drink lots of water. Third, never see your wife and child

As a Konoha employee I can say it’s more than just a job, it’s a lifestyle. One we were born into and groomed from childhood to respect the state and the state only. The culture of Konoha is comfortable, fun, and all I know. I am paid two dollars above minimum wage. I’m proud to say that Konoha is my ninja way!! 

Would itachi be proud?

(looks up from the toilet lid where i’ve snorted crack cocaine) Wha....Itachi? (Chuckles, wiping my nose) I hope so...I’ve become Konoha’s—excuse me—(I finish off the rest of the gathered cocaine)I’ve become Konoha’s shadow kage. Its protector. Just like he wanted 💕